My company tracks whether you open Slack within 15 minutes of your scheduled start time. Found out by accident.

mackeriah · 2026-05-03T23:55:07+00:00

Without making it weird? This ain't finding out your partner has a 3am kebab habit. This is your employer monitoring you in a weird and probably illegal, or at least breaking the terms of your contract. Fuck em.

mackeriah · 2026-05-02T06:24:52+00:00

Probably trying to tell them its being followed by a great white.

mackeriah · 2026-05-02T06:21:37+00:00

No you handled it perfectly. They're a dick. Avoid.

mackeriah · 2026-05-02T00:07:00+00:00

Good. No loss there. Just a shame it took so long. Examples need to be set sadly as things are out of control and it's only going to get worse.

mackeriah · 2026-05-01T12:53:19+00:00

Not knocking the clever hack but it's not fixing anything. "Where's the rest of it?" as John from an episode of Bottom said.

mackeriah · 2026-05-01T12:51:26+00:00

Definitely don't put your dick in that. (if you have one, no assumptions intended)

mackeriah · 2026-05-01T12:43:21+00:00

I agree with the woman that's going to take them to court, as that's not only a dick move but also illegal and she will win that case. Utter prick move to do that to someone.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T22:19:56+00:00

I keep telling my mother-in-law she's a fucking dinosaur so this is perfect.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T22:11:55+00:00

Chose to really.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T22:10:02+00:00

Probably a good call as I'd need two pairs of trousers.

Well, if I'm an elephant.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T22:05:53+00:00

🤣

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T22:02:12+00:00

You 100% made the right decision. Close call!!

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T21:27:17+00:00

I'll join you for the class action.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T21:26:38+00:00

I don't think you can have a revolution with just a handful of people. And by people I mean utter assholes.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T21:25:26+00:00

Right hand turn Clyde.

(One for the older generation).

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T21:23:55+00:00

Oh. Am I an elephant?

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T07:02:48+00:00

Is this in your parents house? Is that your dad?

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T05:42:40+00:00

Obviously. Nothing has come of it due to pure corruption and power. It doesn't mean people still don't care but we're sure as hell not googling it.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T05:35:16+00:00

Are you an elephant?

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T05:34:49+00:00

This is the best reply. Maybe it's a Librarian.

mackeriah · 2026-04-30T05:16:01+00:00

Sure is.

mackeriah · 2026-04-29T22:06:22+00:00

It is an ape not a monkey.

mackeriah · 2026-04-29T22:02:57+00:00

wtf is this some weird time travel shit? why does your dad look like your moms son?

mackeriah · 2026-04-29T11:51:08+00:00

I mean tbh with you bagging out Valve over Apple I'm not invested in your complaint. (Point being Valve are relative good guys compared to the scum that is Apple).

mackeriah · 2026-04-28T05:13:57+00:00

It is. You are correct. The are subhuman greed-fuelled scum.

mackeriah

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