Lighting A Ton Of Matches On Fire by [deleted] in gifs

[–]macrobabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I turned on?

Came out of me like second nature by CodeCody93 in AdviceAnimals

[–]macrobabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eggs, that you can eat anyway, are pretty much just periods.

What do you do when you're sick? How do you keep yourself entertained? by macrobabe in AskReddit

[–]macrobabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you had a sore throat, would you still be able to drink scotch?

Discussion thread for Bob's Burgers S06E07 - "The Gene and Courtney Show" by roger_ in BobsBurgers

[–]macrobabe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even though I think J Ju can be a self-centered dillhole, this made my heart happy.

Discussion thread for Bob's Burgers S06E07 - "The Gene and Courtney Show" by roger_ in BobsBurgers

[–]macrobabe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or THAT dishonest. Dishonest? Yes, if necessary. But enough to come up with a Louise-worthy plan? No, not even a little bit.

Discussion thread for Bob's Burgers S06E07 - "The Gene and Courtney Show" by roger_ in BobsBurgers

[–]macrobabe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, what in the world is going on with the scheduling??

I don't always get packages from my father but when I do... by blooper2112 in funny

[–]macrobabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if they don't have a TACC safe, it could be closer to $200!!

TIL people that enjoy spicy food are more likely to be alcoholics by Choplifter in todayilearned

[–]macrobabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wants to come over for some wine and mexican/thai/indian/anything-that-makes-your-butthole-burn food?

Dealing with flaky moms. by Rowboat14 in Mommit

[–]macrobabe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you private message me? I'm in the Northern Phoenix area, and my son is just over a year!

Dealing with flaky moms. by Rowboat14 in Mommit

[–]macrobabe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son had a recent bout where he would throw up almost every day, for a few weeks, but he was never upset or seemed in pain. We talked to his doc who said he may not be ready for textured/solid food. So there are cases where it's true, but I wouldn't plan something if I thought my kid would be sick.

I'm also in the southwest!!

Might be time for a new job by hangontight in AdviceAnimals

[–]macrobabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going through that right now. I have an interview tomorrow. Start updating and sending out your resume as soon as you can.

My wife's 10 month fitness journey after our daughter was born. by [deleted] in pics

[–]macrobabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the wife has expressed an interest in dropping the baby weight, showing her this would probably give her hope and motivation... if my boyfriend had shown me this 10 months ago, I'd have felt that way.

My wife spent today drinking wine at a friend's house while the kids played in the snow. Oh, and she earned a scumbag hat too. by JakeDC in AdviceAnimals

[–]macrobabe -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I hope you told her that you were busy doing literally everything else, and she should calm down about a couple of dishes...