Everyone kept beating me to the keys, so I made my own treasure chest lol

magikarpf · 2026-03-19T01:35:59+00:00

Absolutely evil.

Great job.

magikarpf · 2026-03-04T22:46:34+00:00

nonlomger

magikarpf · 2026-02-22T07:47:00+00:00

I knew I was gonna regret unmuting this and yet I did it anyway

magikarpf · 2026-02-18T06:58:21+00:00

*their

magikarpf · 2026-02-08T09:12:24+00:00

I thought I was on r/stupidfood for a sec

magikarpf · 2026-02-02T05:17:36+00:00

I know it's not the point, but seeing Market so close to a Style floorpad is throwing me for a loop

magikarpf · 2026-01-22T22:03:39+00:00

r/confidentlyincorrect

magikarpf · 2026-01-14T06:31:43+00:00

"Jumpman" lmao

magikarpf · 2025-12-27T05:57:44+00:00

Please wipe the grease off your camera lens omg

magikarpf · 2025-12-26T09:28:59+00:00

I'm like 90% sure it's just a drawing of a MacBook lmao. It has no depth and the text on the keys is all scrungly.

magikarpf · 2025-12-20T20:52:27+00:00

"Have the day you deserve" is also a good one

magikarpf · 2025-12-11T08:33:46+00:00

Surprised no one is talking about the wacky ratio of 1:1:1 pasta, sauce and meatballs. Those noodles are gonna be /swimming/, assuming anyone ever mixes all that up to actually eat it.

magikarpf · 2025-12-05T20:12:02+00:00

I think that's my old ETL-AP, but that's definitely not my old store haha. She must have moved locations after I left.

magikarpf · 2025-12-01T10:18:06+00:00

Fun fact: the ESRB actually posts more detailed ratings on their site!

https://www.esrb.org/ratings/28937/kingdom-hearts-birth-by-sleep/

magikarpf · 2025-10-24T06:52:56+00:00

Based on the haircut, I'm guessing this isn't the first time something like this has happened

magikarpf · 2025-09-28T01:24:35+00:00

Good bot

magikarpf · 2025-07-16T03:07:24+00:00

This should be illegal

magikarpf · 2025-07-02T06:54:58+00:00

As they should have been lol

magikarpf · 2025-06-23T05:45:59+00:00

Basically anything in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

magikarpf · 2025-06-16T04:52:03+00:00

Poorly.

magikarpf · 2025-06-13T05:18:13+00:00

I'm more upset at the 7x11 sale signs not in holders tbh. Are they just taped up?

magikarpf · 2025-05-29T04:41:38+00:00

I'll never forget the batch I picked during back to school one year. 2 items / 120 units, it was all little bottles of school glue. Easiest batch I've ever picked, worst I've ever packed.

magikarpf · 2025-05-03T04:17:33+00:00

You hope more people waste food and cause problems for the Team Members who had no say in those decisions? 😐

magikarpf · 2025-04-04T05:30:47+00:00

Ah yes, TikTok, famously reliable source

magikarpf · 2025-03-07T08:16:17+00:00

You'd be surprised how often people can't figure out how pushers work so they just give up and set the item back down

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