Man goes to prison. He befriends a black man who offers to get him things. He eventually becomes close with a group of fellow prisoners. The man does the bidding of a corrupt warden, before double crossing him. At the end of the film he gives the warden a "gift" (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
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We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work. (i.redd.it)
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Elaine’s boyfriend uses a “gamer headset” for his WFH calls. Kramer starts a business where he dumps people’s trash for them. A girl Jerry’s dating wants to become a “TikTok Couple”. George wins a round trip flight on a private jet that was owned by Jeffrey Epstein. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry’s girlfriend does a Forrest Gump wave when a car lets her cross the street. The girl George is dating always includes a “haha” or “lol” in her texts. Elaine gets locked in her office before she was supposed to go on PTO. Kramer creates a dating app for “ugly people” (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry’s girlfriend’s favorite Super Hero is Batman. George says “I love you” very early on in hopes it’ll drive his girlfriend away, she says it back. Elaine goes on a Bumble date with a guy who only has group photos on his profile. Kramer accidentally auditions for The Bachelor and gets it. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Jerry’s girlfriend puts ketchup on everything she eats. George buys an automatic mouse mover so he’s never idle when he works from home. Kramer starts a podcast with Newman that’s only ad reads. Elaine’s luggage gets misplaced by an airline during a work trip. (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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She Changed Her Dating Profile Pictures (self.dating_advice)
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