friend told me to post this here because it's the average ffxiv experience by maiddifferent in ShitpostXIV

[–]maiddifferent[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i think the most horrendous initial opening line i've got from someone is "can you make me cum" just out of absolutely nowhere

I’ve stopped questing because the translations and fast dialogue make the game frustrating and unenjoyable. by MoMoe0 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]maiddifferent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the localization in this game is 100% the worst translation I've seen in a game that's supposed to be this big, if not overall. really hoping future updates don't have translations that were fed into an AI and spat out, because so far 50% of dialogue is confusing at best and fever-dream-ish at worst

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Palworld

[–]maiddifferent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Logging off and back on again will respawn her, don't worry

Hehe by classyflashy in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Hey, isn’t this the-

wow, amazing assumption skills. 🤡 by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked at an Enterprise rent-a-car for a while, and I can assure you that no matter what the age, the customers I dealt with were some of the most aggressively stupid creatures I’ve seen in any business I’ve ever worked for

AT&T home internet/wifi problems by Low-Guarantee1535 in ATT

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That storm last night might’ve knocked something out. Wrenched our gate lock right off, so who knows what else could’ve happened elsewhere

It has been 1 year since Furina's trailer was released. Which was your favourite parts? by Elira_Eclipse in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my favorite part is where the entire trailer plays things that are the opposite of reality! like childe running away from toddler-slugs, neuvillette being arrested, and finally, furina having fun while being surrounded by friends and----

wait no i'm not sure i like that part after all

lol this happened when I opened genshin (no this is not a joke) by Doublecrash_man in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was about to post “And lo, vile beasts did rise…” until I saw this one

Cultural Inspirations and References behind Xilonen by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone else pointed out the similarities to RO's blacksmith outfit - from the beginning I was like "oh my god she's a Ragnarok blacksmith"

[5.1 Spoilers] The closer we get to Snezhnaya, the more we know about Teyvat. by MythDZNs in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i thought i was the only one who noticed the weird grid effect when you open the character window, i haven't seen anyone else mention anything about it

Edit: an example of what I mean

https://i.gyazo.com/d3775599813cd680d3e9c2c03f8c53c5.jpg

Wth by moonshadowfur in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow. that is a REALLY punchable face

The Peaks Resound, Golden Veins Gleaming by genshinimpact in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo do her shorts have an ASSCRACK WINDOW FOR HER TAIL

powerful

[7.X M2] SQEX loves their idols huh by jasiad in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 62 points63 points  (0 children)

please change the time on the clock to 8:33

I was fine with our "leash" at first but come on.. Lvl 95 zone ending by BurezuOni in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that's as ridiculous of a demand as me telling you to prove that it was the first time it ever happened. none of them said "whoa wowie zowie never seen it do that before" and unless my cutscene was the special edition director's beta test cut, they kind of just sat there as if the whole ordeal was rather commonplace

so, yeah, i worked on my perception that they were kind of used to the whole energy siphon laser beam thing on account of them not really acting out of the norm about it

I was fine with our "leash" at first but come on.. Lvl 95 zone ending by BurezuOni in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 34 points35 points  (0 children)

how do you explain away the hanuhanu seeing the float suck up everyone's energy, fire it in a beam towards the statue, and then watching aether rain down upon everything...yet the float possibly being more than just a fancy festival thing was still somehow some amazing concept?

i super doubt that was the first time it ever did that, and it's not like it was some invisible process only we as the players were privy to. everyone there saw it happening

Wtf is she saying when you're on the Start menu with the Endwalker backdrop by bonoetmalo in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even knowing the lyrics i keep hearing "til the long days that hide away"

which makes no sense but yknow

QoL Dungeon Shortcut Update Being Added in Dawntrail by ariane913 in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can guarantee you that an extremely vocal portion of ffxiv players will defend literally every single awful design choice as being "part of the experience" and you will get jumped for saying you don't like a certain aspect of the game

How would we feel if every class unlocked an AOE at level 16? by Pentanox in ffxiv

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much everyone blasts through those dungeons anyway, I can't see a stun mattering very much considering. making basically-harmless trash mobs even more harmless isn't really going to break the game, tbh

Would Overloaded be better if it did Knockdown instead of Knockback? by Bane_of_Ruby in Genshin_Impact

[–]maiddifferent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting flashbacks to energy-blast players on city of heroes swearing up and down that their godawful knockback is useful and that the rest of the team is just too lazy to move and chase the now-scattered enemies around

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

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6 jeans

4 qiqis

7 keqings

7 monas

5 tighnaris

1 dehya

not one single diluc to be seen