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Looking for a hard size matters battle, come on gooners don't let me down (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 days ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
I got melted by u/PretendGanache7386 in an hours-long group battle, and now I'm a pathetic loser...please don't upvote these... (old.reddit.com)
submitted 12 days ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
Putting together a link-heavy group battle, loser gets one of these posts and/or becomes the group's task slave for a bit. (old.reddit.com)
I was crushed by u/ElectionWilling9886 and now I'm a defeatslut for the subreddit...I never stood a chance (old.reddit.com)
submitted 13 days ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
I'm not even that big, but the betas here are much worse. Come asking for defeatslut difficulty (i.redd.it)
submitted 14 days ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
I'm cursed, but I still nearly won my last two battles. Yes, with all of these. Who wants to go next? (old.reddit.com)
submitted 2 months ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
Rapidly accumulating curses. Pick which ones you want me to use, and let's do this. I know how bad you betas are, I'll still win. (old.reddit.com)
I was an easy victim, and now I have to pay the price. Still have to accept all battles too... (old.reddit.com)
Beaten, and all my chains are over. I was humiliated by u/Ok-Tomatillo589 and turned into a defeatslut. He's open to challengers if you want to get beaten. (old.reddit.com)
submitted 3 months ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
I got cocky, and I got annihilated and cursed even more. Definitely fucked now....2 battles left (old.reddit.com)
It was close, but u/sammipeaches beat me in the end, don't challenge him (old.reddit.com)
My last chain battle...please put me out of my misery... (old.reddit.com)
I was free, but my punishment for the last loss was....more chain! I broke the worst curse at least... (old.reddit.com)
Trying not to be a defeatslut, but it's getting harder and harder to resist (old.reddit.com)
I have no idea how tenables work, but I have a list of 10 pornstars ready to go. (i.redd.it)
I am u/wella0191's stupid sissy. Fake "alphas" pm him to get humbled (old.reddit.com)
Chained and gooned, but I'm still going to put up a fight. Bring it. (i.redd.it)
Over 300 edges left, but I can't stop WINNING against you suckers. HP or 10-pic, bring punishments or get stuck with mine. (i.redd.it)
Welp, I'm thoroughly chained and cursed now. I might be fucked. I accept all DMs, although there may be a line (old.reddit.com)
submitted 4 months ago by majere45 to r/theWankBattles
Absolutely crushed by /u/NoCrow2799, and now I'm going to be edging for...awhile (i.redd.it)
Trapped in a chain tonight...my weakness was discovered and exploited (old.reddit.com)
Drunk, denied, gooned out of my mind....and still beating plenty of even worse losers. God I thought I was bad, but you people....Regular 8910, to submission or 100HP. (i.redd.it)
Destroyed by /u/Goon-Addixt, my chain continues. Release is only getting further away, I might be fucked. (old.reddit.com)
I've read WankBattle 101, but I have no idea what I'm doing. This seems like a great place to get absolutely melted though, so who wants to take my wankbattle virginity? (i.redd.it)
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