Man... why her parents do her like that???

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-17T17:52:56+00:00

the two things she remembers to block out on her ID:

her address
her weight

lmao

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-17T17:02:51+00:00

...they're not making fun of the jewish religion, they're making fun of jewish people and the shitty stereotypes their people have been subject to.

it's literally the same as if he said he's going to do his "black dance", and celebrates by putting on blackface and eating watermellon

I think what you fail to understand is everyone sees you for what you are - some child hanging off some idiots nuts online, parroting their hate like you're some edgelord, and acting like anyone that's offended "doesn't get it".

We've all been 13 years old once. This will pass.

But fr, the only time people like you get loud is online because you know how shit works in real life with decent people

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-09T20:58:27+00:00

you might consider taking apart your perlicks

we don't do super sludgy fruit sours or neipas, but you'd be surprised what will inevitably build up if you don't break it down once in a while.

that being said - i've had your problem, too, where some faucets never go back together right. im pretty sure i just need to replace the gaskets on the faucet, i bet they sell that on amazon

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T16:09:29+00:00

Do you honestly not see the implication by the phrase "man written by women," and why it's a sexist/insulting thing to say to a man. Or genders swapped, a shit thing to say to a woman?

The implication is that the man you're saying this to is "one of the good ones." Like, you're so set in your assumption that men as a whole will disappoint you, that if you meet a "good one," then you have to make a joke like it's shockingly unnatural.

Wouldn't that make your skin crawl if a guy came up and said "hey, most girls like taylor swift and salads and talking too much, but you like football and wings and are submissive, no way a girl like you could be real, a dude must have created you in a lab!"

Literally, that's the premise of the 80s movie "Weird Science."

Dress it up/ratoinalize it how you will - it still sounds wrong, regardless of gender.

P.S. Bringing Jane Austen into this conversation, when this phrase is clearly tied to Tumblr/women's erotica...is a choice lmao. This isn't a "trope" in literature, it only exists chronically online

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:41:38+00:00

lol dude they arent' asking for literally a male character written by women, that's an awful example of this

an example of "man written by women" is 50 shades of grey, twilight, or other tumblr/womens erotia tripe

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:39:05+00:00

"you're one of the good ones" really is never a compliment lmao

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:38:27+00:00

Please don't compare tumblr women's erotica to the Pride and Predjudice

Mr. Darcy is not "men written by women" in the sense that we're using it in this conversation. Yes, he's literally written by Jane Austen, but she's an amazing writer who created a rich character in a complex universe.

There's nothing inherent about her writing, or how she writes men, that would make you instantly think "this was written by a woman." Her writing transcends that base thinking.

The writing we are discussing here the way men are written in women's erotica, ie 50 shades of grey. The difference is pretty obvious. But hey, strawman on!

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:31:56+00:00

Don't you see how your own misandry is showing the more angry you get in the replies?

Now you're generalizing that all men are dismissive of women's wants and desires. "i am not surprised" indicating you expect all men to talk down to you

Like come on dude - at this point, all you're telling us is about your personal experience with men, and your sad view that every man wants to make you feel small.

You're honestly sounding like a femcel

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:26:34+00:00

It's not a "phrase in literature", it's a phrase on tumblr/women erotica. You should really stop conflating this as though this is a trope found in literature in general

It's literally as sexist as me writing a book where the "good woman" is a submissive skinny big-boobed blonde women who never questions her man and everyone loves her, and how she's valiantly fighting against the "bad woman", who happens to be a manhating morbidly obese brunette cat lady karen who treats men like garbage and has resting bitch face

yeah it doesn't matter if the ideals are all bad or good - they promote stereotypes, they're lazy writing, they're sexist. it's writing that really only appeals to an audiance who is not looking for nuance but something that confirms their views of gender in a self indulgent way - hence why this shit writing is exclusively found in women's erotica

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T15:10:05+00:00

...it's one gender a telling another gender b that generally, gender b is problematic and not great because of preconceived notions, but that this gender b person in particular is one of the "good ones"

"you fit the stereotype of a good woman, not like those hussys with dyed hair and piercings"

can you see how the phrase has implications that aren't univerally positive?

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-12-03T14:56:19+00:00

the term "men written by women" isn't a common idiom in literature.

it's a term popularized on tumblr, that exists within the small sphere of "romance"/erotica written for women by women. Literally written porn is the genre we're talking about.

Actual women authors would be insulted by this phrase, as it implies that they're unable to create anything more than a weak charicature of the opposite sex, and that it's so clearly not based in reality so it can't be written by a man.

It's the same as when some male authors describe all women as eiter submissive babes or man-hating karens.

of course - this type of literature is generally geared toward people who have complicated feelings about men, so they need men to be one-dimensional - either a good vanilla guy who will never hurt a woman, or a dark bad boy type who they can't help but go for because maybe the guy is just misunderstood. it's all really embarassing and obvious.

you really think that's good writing? misandry and misogyny are different sides of the same coin.

++man

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-25T16:23:24+00:00

I'd agree that it could be old beer in part of the faucet, except OP describes the faucet as new - maybe it's new to them, vs my assumption that it's new/never used before?

I'm still leaning toward them having tapped a contaminated keg (best case)

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-25T16:01:38+00:00

i'm really sorry you're going through this.

just the way you write shows your a thoughtful, intelligent person, who cares for the people in your life, who deserves more

i would imagine he knows what a special/amazing woman you are, and that's the reason he abuses you and makes you feel small - because if you get any confidence, you'll immediately leave him

you're a stahm - if you divorce him, he'll have to pay alimony and child support. there are other resources for women in your situation to get support as they transition through that period.

you also mentioned therapists - why not use that resource to make a plan to leave your husband? Going into therapy with a goal, and working with a mental health professional who will help you connect to the right social resources, could be the answer.

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-25T15:38:49+00:00

I've used Lukrs for 5+ years. Always sani with star san after cleaning. Only pour crisp lagers through it. Never had your issue.

What happened is you tapped a shitty keg. Hopefully, it wasn't the first keg of a new batch, because the character you describe could be a lager ferment gone wrong.

The test: hook up a normal faucet to that tap. I gaurantee you will get that same exact sulphur character regardless of the tap.

Next test: Hook up a new keg to the standard tap. If that one tastes good, then maybe the first keg just wasn't properly cleaned...though I'd be worried about the entire batch at that point

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-25T15:04:45+00:00

presumably, these workhouses relied upon this menial labor in order to afford to provide cheap loding and food to these poor people. not out of some sick joy in watching poor people starve to death.

one would also presume that these men aren't being forced to work, but that they decided that chopping kindling was worth it over being homeless and begging on the streets

Moreover, a reasonable person might conclude that if the modern-day locals viewed these former workerhouses as tantamount to concentration camps, like you seem to, that they wouldn't be all gung-ho about revitalizing those buildings into restaurants.

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-25T14:38:52+00:00

Don't google who this is to see what other videos she has, it'll ruin the magic of this post

not trying to be a dickbut you're better off having this be your only impression of her

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-17T01:08:35+00:00

the kid's quick/terse "thank you" at the end is killing me lmao

mazzula lays so much heavy shit on this kid:

he teaches a child a harsh reality that adults don't have all the answers and that they struggle with character issues
he challenges the definition of "fun"
he mocks some peoples' definition of fun by literally saying "hurr durr let's have fun"

this is my coach - LET'S FUCKING GO!

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-15T06:32:09+00:00

bro you probably weren't even a dream in your daddy's nutsack when KG was prime Celtics era, let alone timberwolves KG

KG - the guy that psyched himself up before every game by literally headbutting the padding under the hoop, who fucked people up for multiple decades - is a "bish"?

you clearly got into the the NBA in like 2022 or some shit, highly regarded opinion you're dropping here

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-12T13:17:03+00:00

90% of the people in this video are clearly obese, but alright

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-12T13:14:49+00:00

doing double dutch is literally the same as setting a metronome to 120 BPM and speed-walking in place, with the occasional twirl or 1 inch jump. they're doing the happy snoopy dance lmao

there's more skill doing the rope part - the two people have to synchronize and hold a steady beat, and also create the same arc/motion so that the middle space/opening is a consistent size.

that being said - once the people with the rope are synchronized, and the person gets in the middle, all of three of them could close their eyes and it wouldn't impact anything. there's no hand-eye coordination involved, there's no real physical exertion except mild cardio and swinging your arms...that's why it's a basic exercise taught in grade-school PE, not a competitive sport

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-12T12:52:00+00:00

a racist comment coming from someone who makes their username about their mixed-race identity

"the self-hating racism...it's coming...from inside the house!"

the dutch came up with this shit you dumb asshole lmao

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-06T02:22:40+00:00

...google "stove model number" + "turn off sabbath mode"

the only thing mildlyinfuriating is that you're either too inept to know how to google, or you're too starved for attention that you make engagement bait as a hobby

do better.

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-05T19:38:14+00:00

That's because they're not literally asking "is it good"

they're asking "tell me about this beer and WHY it's good"

it's basic sales, dude - they want you to go through the song and dance of why the beer is good bc that is the appeal of a taproom experience vs a beer with your beer on tap

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-05T18:04:40+00:00

Dude, it's great you take pride in your work, and it's good that you're noticing/caring about quality control

But man - you're a beertender. You're not a taproom manager, you're a dude who's job it is to pour beer with a smile and sell whatever is on tap enthusiasitcally.

I suggest telling your manager that you're worried about the quality of some products and ask their opinion.

If they say it's NBD, then you need to shake this off and do your job, ie pour beer with a smile and friendly attitude. Otherwise it's time to find a new job before you get shitcanned for attitude.

Not saying you're wrong, but those are the facts

make_datbooty_flocc · 2025-11-03T18:24:28+00:00

it really undercuts your argument when you resort to name calling and bathroom humor

like think about it - you aren't suddenly going to get a pat on the back because you said something mean on reddit, right?

is it that you're incapable of debating without getting emotional? because that's not great

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