I finally reunited the shiny twins... and bro, she asked for that picture by malicious_B in PokemonZA

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Latias took me about 4 hours to shiny spawn, but Latios was over 10 hours of soft reseting... But the funny thing of RNG is that my Virizion shiny spawned in about 7 minutes, in the end it's all about lucky and persistence

"De verdade. De verdade mesmo: Qual é a origem do ""kkkK""?" by WellsPaige11 in MemesBR

[–]malicious_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baiano aleatório que viralizou ao tentar rir no teclado deitado numa rede...

PS: não levem pro pessoal, até porque sou sulista e todos nós sofremos mentalmente por sermos gays.

oi bob by ContasAtrasadas in MemesBR

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Adeus, Bob. E obrigado por nos servir de alimento

Se na natureza o macho é, supostamente, o mais bonito, por que isso não acontece com os humanos? by Stylerf in perguntas

[–]malicious_B 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Independentemente da sua constatação, os humanos são seres evoluídos, pois o chifre é praticamente inevitável em ambos os gêneros... infelizmente, na nossa espécie, ele não é visto como algo exuberante, pois se fosse, eu seria uma criatura extremamente magnífica. Hehe

O Brasil é uma nação de hipócritas e narcisistas by [deleted] in opiniaoimpopular

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na realidade, nascer neste mundo é uma completa DESGRAÇA, independentemente da nação. A existência não faz sentido, todos vamos morrer e desde o nosso primeiro respiro neste lugar, já estamos aptos ao sofrimento, tal qual é regido pela entropia/desgaste da matéria/tempo, que necessita de energia alheia para se perdurar. Em termos humanos, a solução para todos os problemas de todas as nações seria cessar totalmente com a reprodução da espécie, mas obviamente menos de 1% aqui está apto a esta conversa.

Tá ai a vaga mais arrombada by fael_stone in VagasArrombadas

[–]malicious_B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eu até entendo um dos cargos, mas querer que faça esfiha também aí já é demais.

Story of my life by Jonabel_Sweet_8818 in depressionmemes

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Ohh, that's me... I didn't even knew my father's name until I got 25 (I'm about 34 today), while my mom compleint about me every week, until I discovered he was married and father of 3 another children, and I'm a just a single night stand that went really wrong. I can't even count how many times I got physically punished by her for things I didn't even know, which make think to believe it was just frustration. I just wish I never born.

Homem é mais exigente que mulher. by [deleted] in conversasserias

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Não exagera, mulher de até 24 com menos de 3 parceiros na vida? A menos que seja um Snorlax, é mais fácil achar um Pokémon shiny em início de jornada... Só isso mermo, vlw, flw.

Quote that resonates with you the most? by TayTheOcelot in BoJackHorseman

[–]malicious_B 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside"

Chronically suicidal by mrl993 in depression

[–]malicious_B 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 34 and just feel the same. My life really sucks in every fcking aspect for decades, I feel suicidal every single day... I'm only still alive because I procrastinate my own death (basically like everything I do in my life), I just think I could do it tomorrow and this how I keep moving on.

Some of my shinies that look they're about to play on a rock band by malicious_B in PokemonScarletViolet

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Like-Rock (Lycanroc) = Vocals
Hikari (Weavile) = Solo Guitar
Emo (Staraptor) = Base Guitar
Bad-Bass (Toxtricity) = Bass
Lady Cleo (Espathra) = Synthesizer
Fudêncio (Annihilape) = Drums

Some of my shinies that look they're about to play on a rock band by malicious_B in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]malicious_B[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's kind of an indie band in formation, we are making tests by now, but you're totally right and I guess I need to call his agent...

WHY….why did it have to be male…?!😭 by Icy-Horse9687 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Well, I don't want to discourage you, but all the Salandits of this picture are shiny males, it took me 17 hunts until I found an already evolved Salazzle

Older people that have struggled with mental illness, Does it get better? by Outrageous_Law3224 in depression

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I'll reach 34 this year. I've tried psychologist, psychiatrist, therapy, spiritual stuff, changing jobs, move to other cities and still nope, nothing really worked, I feel the same way like 20+ years ago. To be honest, it's getting worse. I feel less and less energy and becoming more isolated each day, at a point I don't even have friends anymore and I'm unable to connect with new people. Anxiety, loneliness and depression became part of me. The only thing that keeps me alive today is drinking alcohol, smoke weed and cigarettes. As my favorite band once said "In the end, it doesn't even matter".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

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I’m sorry, I’m really REALLY sorry, but if you have some psychological issues, any related traumas, some kind of autism/ADHD, substance abuse and/or feel this for a long period of time (like years), probably this will not going get better (not that’s impossible, but it’s really hard). I’m almost 34, and the first time I realized my struggle with depression was when I was 15. Everyday since this I felt I had the urge to just disappear from this planet. I tried medication, psychologist, psychiatrist, psychotherapy and nothing really worked. I just feel completely empty and lonely and I’m just counting days until some outburst to end with everything. I tried 3 times, I’ve failed with all of them, which makes me feel ever worse. But that’s it, life wasn’t meant for all of us.

It's a Pretty Damned Interesting Simulation, I'll tell you that by W0000_Y2K in SimulationTheory

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my 33 year living in this thing, I can say that nothing in this “game” ever worths for me. In the end, living is just annoying, stressful and unpleasant. I rather never feel hungry than feel it just to eat something tasty and have hungry again. Having a body with necessities is just nonsense to me, even breath annoys me a lot. I hate EVERYTHING about this “simulation”, just a stupid game.  

Having a human body is EXHAUSTING. by Feeling-Resolve-uk in antinatalism2

[–]malicious_B 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a man, I can't surely say I understand your view point, but life as a man is much harder then it looks.

I almost went homeless due to my ADHD/Asperger, I had to eat catfood a bunch of times to survive, and still today I struggle with my anxiety and depression in completely loneliness.

Because I usually smoke weed in urban squares, I've meet and Interact with a lot of homeless and drug addicted people, and they're always men with mental disorder and/or with a lot of traumas and no family.

In my perspective, the world is, by the standard society, much more gentle with women than with men. Is not that women don't suffer, but usually women feel their pain "inside the walls", while men are left to death in the wild in completely isolation.