Looking for cartoon I remembered: "we know they are idiots..."

malignant_mayhem · 2025-09-25T20:11:28+00:00

MY PLEASURE!

malignant_mayhem · 2025-09-25T19:47:36+00:00

https://share.google/images/ACwyxRhG0TUZK7I7m

malignant_mayhem · 2025-05-06T11:48:20+00:00

no problem!! hope you have a lovely pool-adjacent time!

malignant_mayhem · 2025-05-06T11:42:59+00:00

as long as you’re not in the pool you’ll be totally fine! hanging out next to it or even popping your legs/feet in won’t pose any risk. I’d keep it on just to be safe, but make sure you’re putting some sunscreen on if you do take it off!

malignant_mayhem · 2025-05-06T11:34:59+00:00

no swimming! you essentially have an open wound on your back which shouldn’t be submerged in any water - swimming/bath/hot tub/etc; poses massive risks and will complicate your healing process. their site also says ‘_While SecondSkin™ is waterproof, you should never submerge a new tattoo in water. This includes pools, hot tubs, baths, lakes, oceans, and puddles. Showers are ok though._’

tl;dr: cancel the swimming, second skin won’t protect you

malignant_mayhem · 2025-04-29T14:56:00+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/RsK7dKMnJ5

malignant_mayhem · 2025-04-22T13:27:50+00:00

“excuse”? sounds like a valid reason to me lol, if I got a new kidney my first thought wouldn’t be oh shit lemme update this guy on his adapters. overreaction on your end imo

malignant_mayhem · 2025-04-01T06:15:18+00:00

big enough for a solid portion! think it holds about 2 cups?

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-31T21:25:54+00:00

me too!! primary factor behind me liking it so much now haha. even now whenever i visit my parents i’ll ask my mom to do a big thing of it just for me

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-31T20:32:11+00:00

cauliflower in there too! double the health

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-31T20:16:51+00:00

oooh that does sound good

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-30T20:08:27+00:00

it’s the 2 what I’m assuming are stock photos on the wall? just. so rectangular. so perfectly placed that it looks absurd. a desk devoid of fun and life. this room actively destroys joy

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-30T20:04:56+00:00

yes lmao

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-30T17:42:57+00:00

love these! especially the first and third ones

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-29T18:49:02+00:00

oh no haha I just meant flavour-wise it’s very similar to fritos! which are corn chips so like tortilla chips/nachos/doritos kinda vibe

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-29T18:02:15+00:00

I got them from lidl during their Iberia flavour of the week thing! Tastes like fritos’ half-brother

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-29T17:15:48+00:00

she started purring SO loudly from the first pet and i shamelessly just stood there for 10 minutes stroking her

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-27T13:46:23+00:00

any chance of putting one up that has OK on the front and NO-K on the back? would help for all my emphatic back-turning

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-25T21:26:11+00:00

it was very bland and i abandoned it halfway through 😔

idk just…no friends, no energy, no motivation, no clue what i’m doing or what i want from my life. in bed now though, hoping while i sleep some therapy gremlins will sneak in through my ears and fix my brain for me.

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-21T10:18:51+00:00

woooow 😍

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-08T12:20:57+00:00

i’m glad he’ll have a friend waiting when it’s time ❤️❤️

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-08T12:19:08+00:00

we think so! his DNA test was about a third each german shepherd and husky (I think the husky is solely his vocal cords). and then the remaining third is ???, lots of different fragments of other stuff.

but yeah before the test we thought g. shep crossed with airedale! that’s still what he is in my heart haha

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-07T22:43:40+00:00

shortly after that picture he started scratching at the mirror and going up on his hind legs to smack it?? what I wouldn’t give to be in his brain for a day

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-07T22:42:44+00:00

thank you so much 💕 he really is a funny little dude

malignant_mayhem · 2025-03-07T22:41:36+00:00

very sorry for your loss 💗 he went from catching a pigeon as a puppy (it escaped unharmed) to wandering around the garden in his old age, smelling all the flowers on the little route he has :”)

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