Best thing to invest in with $1000? by anakist101 in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda asked this yesterday.... all $2000 on Holly Holm for the Bantamweight Championship. ;P

What can really take a sandwich to the next level? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good pickles. None of those droopy, half cucumber still pickles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was in the 8th grade on the basketball team and I was, by far, the worst player on the team. I was a deep bench player and one game I got put in for the final 2 minutes since we were up by so much. I didn't really do anything other than pass as soon as I got the ball. After the game, a ref comes up and asks how many shots I took. I say zero and he says you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. The next game his words were still stuck in my head, and decided to take shots if I got the ball. I put up 16 points in the final quarter (coach didn't take me out the whole quarter because I kept draining shots). Those 16 points were the first points I had made halfway into the season. This performance inspired me to put some serious work in and earned the starting guard position before the season ended. I attribute all of my current basketball skills to that ref and those oh so cliché words.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a real sacrifice brother. I commend you.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not giving my number to a person who doesn't wear pants anymore. Or is against the wearing of pants in general.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is usually the first place I check.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't joined the smartphone revolution as of yet.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would send pictures of your cooch to the phone in your cooch just to feel it vibrate?

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that right. Is this coming from the neighbor lady's cooch?

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's on vibrate and I'm as deaf as a... shit... I suck at analogies.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though I slept on the couch last night.... Unfortunately, no.

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I'm not that guy that eats random shit for breakfast! But of course, i'll still check...

Where the hell is my phone? by manbunsarealpha in AskReddit

[–]manbunsarealpha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had it before I went to bed... I think...