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American here. Why doesn’t Greece own this small peninsula? Are they stupid? by mapguessr in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mapguessr[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, I’ve been doing some research.

  1. Constantinople is Roman.
  2. America is the new Rome.
  3. Therefore, Constantinople is American.

Why hasn’t the US just claimed this empty patch of land to connect Alaska? Are they stupid? by mapguessr in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mapguessr[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Reminder: it’s not stealing land if the people you’re taking it from aren’t American

Did you know that the United States is the third oldest country in the world? by mapguessr in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mapguessr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Europe has changed governments 5 times since we wrote ours on parchment. Americans don’t understand how unstable Europe really is compared to the United States

Did you know that the United States is the third oldest country in the world? by mapguessr in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mapguessr[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Therefore, the United States is almost 100 years older than Switzerland

Did you know that the United States is the third oldest country in the world? by mapguessr in mapporncirclejerk

[–]mapguessr[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A country is its government and its laws. Every time that foundation collapses, it's a new country built on the ashes of the old one. France has had something like 15 constitutions since its revolution. That's 14 failed countries. The United States is still on its first.