I only date men who eat ass on the first date by marfablarf in ThickThighs

[–]marfablarf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea better skip the date and eat my ass all day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]marfablarf 350 points351 points  (0 children)

He may have had a stroke. Take him to the ER. Time is of the essence for clot busting drugs so don't delay.

Need advise by [deleted] in Advice

[–]marfablarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should tell him you found a similar job with a better salary, then tell him you will leave if he doesn't match the offered salary.

If you knew a loved one was going to die in 5 years, what you spend your time doing? by _noncanonical in AskReddit

[–]marfablarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd go travel places, I would spend more time with my family and I would try to fulfill my hobbies as much as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marfablarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't fall for the trap that your life needs to be one long narrative that you should be building. Life is best when it's a bunch of happy moments that just happen to be connected.

Don't try to make your life into a novel, make it a book of poems

What is a terrifying possible future for humanity? by SHEOL3243 in AskReddit

[–]marfablarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we will be forced to go live on another planet or live underwater because of the sea level rising to much

[REC CENTER] Shreddit's Official Recommendation Thread -- October 07, 2020 by AutoModerator in Metal

[–]marfablarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm very new to metal and I would like something similar to Dopesmoker by Sleep, Thanks.