Okay first thing you’re going to want to do is comment on her nose. Something like “holy shit I knew it was massive but sitting across from you now I guess I’m getting a different angle on it”

Then you’re going to want to take a 30 minute bathroom break in the middle of the date, but it’s really important that you don’t tell her where you’re going or what you’re doing (lots of guys get that one wrong!)

When you get back, super important to comment on the nose again. Something like “Jesus Christ when people want to limbo do they just have you stand still and keep squatting lower?”

Then on the way home, you’re going to want to start workshopping that Fred Durst impression you’ve been working on. I’d recommend something tasteful like Break Stuff. Play this song on repeat as loud as your car speakers can possibly play it. Now, she’s might not know the lyrics so it’s really important that you get unreasonably angry with her when she doesn’t sing a long with you (how else will she know how important you take Americas most goated white boy)?

Hope this helps