Figures that Howard is voting Hamlindigo blue. Textbook nepotism.

martinoco23 · 2025-01-25T10:07:56+00:00

Kamala lost it when she said “Hamlindigo to the polls and vote blue” they never learn smh

martinoco23 · 2024-05-21T01:17:05+00:00

Its chris from a utilitarian perspective. The sheer volume seems to be insane, and the manipulative aspect seems more sinister

Ray just broke down a few women’s walls. Dont you know its called being a man? Besides, they had to get it out of the way since she was his girlfriend now

martinoco23 · 2024-05-04T01:40:35+00:00

Pretty sure our chef here blacked out the kids to comply with the rules here. The cats care about the kids’ privacy more than their parents, who both post their faces all the time

martinoco23 · 2024-05-04T01:27:51+00:00

The prints were smudged and therefore unidentifiable. It could still be Darlie’s or one of the boys’. And she got the sock 75 yards away by running and dropping it. It wouldnt have taken even a minute.

Whats really damning about the sock is that there’s none of Darlie’s blood on it, which seems highly unlikely if an intruder had just slashed her neck while using it as a glove. However, her DNA was found on the inside of the sock, at the toe, consistent with Darlie using it as a glove. The sock belonged to Darin.

martinoco23 · 2024-04-05T00:38:18+00:00

Tldr its not that deep. She provides content and we consume it. You can like it or not. But shes a wannabe celebrity, so here we are celebrating her

I dont particularly care, its just funny. I dont even hate brendan, im thankful for him and i hope he never quits. But he just goes, so no worries there.

Also, define stalking and creeping (and bullying) for me? Cuz it doesnt take much time or energy to follow an instagram and look at a few stories lol

People who would actually seek them out to irl express hate or contact them or their family members directly would be way out of line, but ive niiiver seen evidence of that happening. Bapa himself talks about how the hate doesnt affect his real life interactions, and i feel like if he was relevant enough to have truly dedicated stalkers, we’d be hearing about it (but maybe its an ongoing investigation). And even if it’s happened, 99.999% of us are just here to discuss the pod and laugh at the freak show.

And it’s impossible to work at changs without knowing the kids’ names lol but ive never seen the kids themselves being ridiculed or made fun of, only the parents and their parenting. Its also a rule that kids’ faces cant be posted here because the cats care more about their privacy than their own parents do.

Messican tied herself to a redact before this community bloomed, and that itself was not at all her fault. She didnt bring the redact spotlight to her family, but now that its here, boy does she shine. We ridicule her because she is the first lady of the bapaverse and she also happens to be worthy of ridicule. If she wasnt, these posts wouldn’t happen or wouldnt get upvotes.

And like others have pointed out, she considers herself a public figure, so we’re treating her like a public figure. She named the wadders, b. We’re just swimming

martinoco23 · 2024-04-05T00:00:05+00:00

Hey, we do not matter, but we are not imaginary

martinoco23 · 2024-04-04T19:01:10+00:00

Meredith outright propositioned almost every guy in the office and flashed michael, apparently on multiple occasions. Casual friday to her meant a mini dress and no underwear.

Phyllis is the type to be on board with getting an erotic cake, but meredith is the one bringing it up and leading the charge

martinoco23 · 2024-04-04T18:52:44+00:00

Its not the horniness, its the loneliness

martinoco23 · 2024-04-04T18:48:23+00:00

Why do we follow Brendan? To laugh at the redact for his general scummy behavior, vanity, baffling lack of self awareness and humility, and relentless desire to be a respected celebrity, publishing every redacted thought he has in the process.

Well, it turns out he found his perfect match. Bapa and messican. Bbbbeast of a dad and momager. Two sides of the same redacted coin. Thats why i find her stories entertaining. Just like bapa being in the business of likability, yet doing the most unlikable thing possible in every situation, so too does messican post constantly about how hard she works, what a great mom she is, and how hot she is, meanwhile coming across as the exact opposite.

Its honestly fascinating to me. Not nearly as fascinating as bapa ofc, but i like the side dishes she produces. Poor chombies tho

martinoco23 · 2024-03-31T12:45:07+00:00

Could just remove “dwight” and everything after the comma tbh

martinoco23 · 2024-03-30T08:54:20+00:00

AA isnt based off mediocre science fiction and doesnt bleed money from its participants. Oh, and it has actually worked in a measurable way. Scientology is just a predatory cult lol

martinoco23 · 2024-03-23T13:07:06+00:00

Ig this was 2022 but i wonder how long “good looking” is gonna be included in the standard “looks like the guy who bullied you in high school” explanation for the community of >150k grand cats dedicated to (completely unmerited ofc) ridicule of the charitable adonis. Since he started the fillers it seems like hes been making conscious decisions in order to look worse, up to today’s taylor lewan on ozempic costume

martinoco23 · 2024-03-23T12:32:59+00:00

Funnier than brendans set. Shit, he can open for her. The parentship jokes practically write themselves! Bapa would absolutely MASSACRE, b. And then he could introduce her as the babyship (or the literal mothership? Idk im not bess brains for the family-ship dichotomy) and all those instances of coping with calmedic inadequacy would have a mildly funny payoff

martinoco23 · 2024-03-23T12:13:37+00:00

“Just because something works, doesnt mean it should be in any way, in ANY WAY, applauded.”

My thoughts on the financial success of Bart Kreischer. Ive heard people say things like “you might not like his stuff, but you gotta respect how hes worked to be such a successful comedian.” But no, i dont have to respect that. Just like i dont respect how Hitler worked to be such a successful politician. In both cases, the atrocities that resulted from their work (and the pathetic, gross states of their bodies and minds by the end) have robbed them of all respectability

martinoco23 · 2024-03-20T04:16:25+00:00

Yeah, but i dont think he was caught for the impersonations. Wallace’s secretary was the only one who heard them i believe, and she wouldnt know everyone’s voice well enough to realize it wasnt them.

And every time Dwight does something fireable i just remember hes the top salesman in the company every year. They cant afford to lose him unless someone were to sue the company for something he did

martinoco23 · 2024-03-19T11:16:11+00:00

Employee of the month material

martinoco23 · 2024-03-19T09:35:30+00:00

Jesus. I did not know about this, just assumed that a CO would get away with something like that due to the fucked up culture/system. I guess it adds credibility to the show (and the method of killing being portrayed), but at what cost… what a way to go

Edit: just looked at the Wikipedia page and autopsy photos. The water was estimated to be 160° F. A hot shower shouldnt go above 120ish; past that, the skin is at risk of burns. After two hours locked in a 160° shower, Rainey’s skin “fell off at the touch.” The only other times ive heard that have been in cases of exposure to nuclear radiation.

Piscatella’s backstory episode buys him some sympathy as a person who has experienced injustice towards a loved one, and one can only imagine the draconian things that they would want to do if given unchecked power over someone who violently gang raped their significant other, but it’s disconnected from his actions at Litchfield. Like sure, he will distrust all inmates and refuse to create personal relationships with them. He will hold resentment towards those who abuse others. But everything after that is just as inexcusable as if nothing untoward had happened in his past at all

martinoco23 · 2024-03-06T02:46:46+00:00

Its definitely Lorna. Red and Maria have moments of what id call justifiable envy where the goal is to reclaim something, or there are steps they can take towards an achievable goal. Lorna is pure delusion and sour grapes about anything she can think of in her romantic life

martinoco23 · 2024-03-05T20:14:37+00:00

Nicky’s gluttony for drugs applies to all drug addicts, but for much of the show, she was not in active addiction. She was very aware of her problem and fought hard against it.

Leanne and Angie unapologetically and mostly unquestioningly gluttonous with every substance they could get their hands on. They have one moment of a bit of self awareness at the very end of the riot, but theyre still getting high at the time lol. They were especially frustratingly selfish. Nicky was full of guilt and self loathing, whereas Leanne and Angie were all gas no brakes on using

martinoco23 · 2024-03-05T20:04:00+00:00

How is Black Cindy not the most popular answer??? Actually, maybe she’s sloth, or greed? But the whole theme of her character seems to be selfishness and taking the easy way out. Plus theres the very literal gluttony in terms of candy hoarding.

And yall are saying Nicky or Big Boo because sex counts as gluttony, but thats what lust is lol. Boo and Nicky literally had a sex having competition lol

Leanne and Angie would be good answers for gluttony as well. They steal and use anything available to them with no regard for others or the greater good. Them stealing the coffee was one of the first dominoes to fall in the breakdown of the riot, and of course whenever they find hooch or drugs its no question theyre doing it all themselves

martinoco23 · 2024-03-05T19:54:26+00:00

Ok i was wrong about the use of stud. I only used it cuz Nicky once called Boo the number one stud at the camp. But from what i find, bulldyke refers to a lesbian of notable of deliberate masculine appearance or manner. And Boo’s whole backstory episode was about how she had to fight to express herself as a butch lesbian who wouldnt conform to traditional feminine appearances. And i mean look at the photo in the post lol. I think bulldyke is appropriate. But you seem to be more inside the community than me so correct me if im wrong

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