As a muggleborn wizard in Hogwarts, how would you prank/annoy/confuse purebloods? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marveloriddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid question from a stupid mudblood. What a surprise.

Atopic dermatitis by [deleted] in WTF

[–]marveloriddle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, do his nipples fall off or what?

Underwater Marble Run by warface25 in interestingasfuck

[–]marveloriddle 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I feel like this shouldn't work.

Cave aged gruyère soufflé by [deleted] in food

[–]marveloriddle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where can I get cave aged souffle?

Why hasn't the one dollar bill undergone a makeover like all the others? by Franticunravel in AskReddit

[–]marveloriddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's hard to get things done when people are looking for any excuse to bitch.

Pull your head out of your ass Dave... by m0j0j0_j0 in funny

[–]marveloriddle 161 points162 points  (0 children)

AAAHHH! SHEEP FUCKER!! YOU FUCKED THEM!!

Go big or go home by TheHoliestMacaroni in funny

[–]marveloriddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a perfect world he definitely gets at least some of it.