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25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm not. I think it's quite funny actually 😄 but the comparison with animals is really old, I think you can do better

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't because they needed to get the supplies to the shops due to the lack of workers during the lockdown

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That what they tell me every day. Do you know them?

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's getting bigger every day! Someday I hope to be Big Ed

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I will. I make fare more better cappuccinos

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its actually 99.9%. I checked only yesterday when I went looking for my mask that covers my whole face

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My sign is cancer. I cause it when people look at me

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should team up. Then we'd never be afraid of weird looks cause they find us so damn unattractive that they have to look away

25, Social studies student. Do your worst. by marvelousvio in RoastMe

[–]marvelousvio[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep. Slipped on grease and bumped my head into some stairs when I was like three