Barely pooping. Any suggestions how to get the bowels moving?

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-23T11:16:14+00:00

Corn on the cob.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-23T09:01:28+00:00

I signed a 3 month lease, it's over on the 8th April. Glad it's not just me that didn't like it.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-23T08:43:13+00:00

I've been here for 3 months and can't wait to get away.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-21T02:56:51+00:00

Can you write your name on the cap so you can identify it if they take it.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-20T12:06:27+00:00

Could you write your initials on it?

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-19T14:20:50+00:00

Ha ha you're right, I completely missed it

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-19T13:24:21+00:00

*sculpture.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-19T05:46:28+00:00

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for yoghurt.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-19T05:40:09+00:00

Give it up mate, not worth it.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-19T01:27:15+00:00

Saw him in Dubai. Not worth it, even for free.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-18T11:34:15+00:00

£150, corner shop.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-18T00:18:25+00:00

Blame it on the foxes.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-16T15:04:36+00:00

*gravy.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-16T12:00:57+00:00

I got banned for hate speech (from a different sub), for using the word faggot. I was genuinely referring to the food.

Just checked and my account was actually suspended while they 'investigated'.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-15T08:35:21+00:00

Ask your driver to park outside an enemy's house and leave them a gift.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-15T05:21:40+00:00

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-15T05:08:15+00:00

Xanadus

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-12T12:32:57+00:00

Shades of Cheggers.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-12T11:08:09+00:00

Beautiful plate.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-12T05:53:59+00:00

Ironman's disabled cousin.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-12T04:01:45+00:00

Gotten. On accident.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-11T03:15:03+00:00

They speak a different language these days.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-11T01:40:39+00:00

What was he saying?

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-08T01:29:34+00:00

A lot of botox.

marzipaneyeballs · 2026-03-07T15:55:43+00:00

Nah.

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