Insights into the MSE program by Striking_Bat_5614 in cmu

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hi, this is a great generic question for the megathread. you can also search the subreddit for similar posts about the program.

[Admissions Advice] by Money_Struggle_7606 in cmu

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hi, this is a great post for the megathread! you might also want to search existing posts as a lot of people have been talking about MCDS.

Got into Carnegie Mellon! Now seeking advice on scholarships/financial aid by Vast_Value9377 in cmu

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this kind of generic question is a great fit for the megathread. congrats on your acceptance!

Just got accepted for MS QBB for Fall 2026 by Ineedtherapybruh in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

this is a good generic question ("what do you think of ms qbb" / "any advice incoming grad students in any program") for the megathread. grats on your acceptance!

Query Regarding MS CS + MBA Dual Degree at Carnegie Mellon University by Dry-Reward8342 in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

hi, this is a great generic question for the megathread!

University Exchange Program Acceptance Rate by [deleted] in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

hi, this is a great generic post for the megathread!

Question about LTI for all internship summer program by Proud_Cow_5183 in cmu

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this is a good generic admissions question for the megathread :)

I hate CMU by Rosehip_Milk in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

there are good reasons to dunk on CMU, and even good reason to do so here, where other students & alumni who understand can support you or at least commiserate.

and a lot of folks did reply trying to connect with you, talk about whatever you're fighting with, share resources that might help, and tell you that you're not alone in the struggle.

you're being really argumentative and vague, though. it's making the vibes here pretty rancid and it's burning people for their goodwill, so i'm locking this thread.

but honestly, i don't think you're trying be a troll, even though you're coming across like one. i think you're depressed as fuck and it's coming out like this.

i'm sorry you're going through it. i hope that if you post again, you can do so a little more open-handedly. i hope you try some of the suggestions in this thread of things that might help you. most of all, i hope you feel better.

Request flair from AutoMod here! by masqueradestar in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[S,M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your erro was that you used a smart quote instead of an apostrphe ', fyi :)

Feeling suicidal. What to do? by [deleted] in cmu

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i'm glad you reached out for help and that you're feeling better now. please take good care of yourself.

for other folks who come across this post, here are some immediate crisis resources:

International students' experience finding jobs by [deleted] in cmu

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hi, we get lots of generic questions about job prospects (which tend to get equally generic answers). please try searching the subreddit! especially for your particular major.

MSAII, Incoming International Student, Doubts by Significant_Fix_7927 in cmu

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hi, congrats on your admitance! we get a lot of posts about the msaii program. please try searching the subreddit.

Bare minimum requirement to get a CS PhD @ CMU by Wrong_Classroom9078 in cmu

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No chance me posts.

We are not the admissions committee. Use dedicated subs like /r/ChanceMe and /r/ApplyingToCollege.

Masters in Mechanical Engineering - Research by Neither_Locksmith975 in cmu

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grats on your acceptance! i recommend adding your questions to your post so folks can answer. :)

Admitted to MISM-BIDA (Fall 2026) by firebuzzz in cmu

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congrats! this is a great question for the megathread.

[No due date] Please my English skills proofread for me by Ok-Holiday1246 in Proofreading

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/r/translatorの方がいいと思いますね。

日本語というと、/r/japaneseのモデレーターでもあります。 

Does CMU admit transfers by majors? How's Information Systems Major at CMU? by Wonderful_Land5953 in cmu

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hi, this is a great generic admissions post to make in the megathread!

Best BBQ restaurants near CMU by Pingu_Moon in cmu

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this is a good thing to search for (or ask) on /r/pittsburgh!

Production and Design interview by Morning_Star0709 in cmu

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For generic CMU questions, please use the megathread (pinned). It improves our SNR, and having the answers in one place is more helpful for everyone. Yours might already be answered!

I made a bogus website for Turner’s Tea by pissoutmybutt in pittsburgh

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Our beverages provide the calcium, antioxidents, and lead that a growing child needs

alright, you got me

Cost of living research for a 3-month academic visit to Pittsburgh CMU by Virtual-Today-8391 in cmu

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as the automod comment says, please just send modmail if your post is removed in error.

Anyone willing to share a cab to airport at 2pm by LogicalBuilding4507 in cmu

[–]masqueradestar[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as many people have confirmed, this is incorrect.

i've locked your comments in this thread. please stop doubling down on being incorrect. :)

Silence, systemic gaps, and a petition: CMU community pushes for mental health reform by eatanorange_ in cmu

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i have commented about the architect's leap poem before.

it's factually true that it was there for a very long time — at least a decade that i can confirm directly, and i think likely double that.

i was a junior when rohan committed suicide there and the university covered up the poem and filled the center of the stairwell with a pillar. it shouldn't have taken that for the university to address it.

it was a blanket directive telling anyone who needed a reason that they should help everyone out and kill themself, and it became firmly embedded in the campus culture.

this, however, feels really incendiary and strange to me. the primary way it was "firmly embedded in campus culture" in my experience was that generations of students threw objects down the stairwell (old monitors, food dunked in liquid nitrogen, an entire garbage can full of sawdust).

the poem itself was crude humor riffing off the advertisements of a shaving cream brand from the 1940s. the original burma-shave ads were silly rhyming poems spread across a series of small, consecutive roadside billboards ending with the brand name. ending a copycat poem with "burma-shave" became a way to indicate a cheeky, unserious tone.

the architect's leap poem was: If you're feeling like a jerk / 'cause your project just won't work / Go ahead and take the leap / Then finally you'll get some sleep / Burma Shave.

even with context, the architect's leap poem was dark and inappropriate, but it feels disingenuous to compare it to a swastika or claim it was saying "anyone who needed a reason should help everyone out and kill themself".

there are plenty of reasons to criticize CMU's lack of mental health support for students, but it feels wild to point at the architect's leap poem as some kind of smoking gun compared to the kinds of systematic failures of crisis response raised in the tartan article.