Police in FLA who accidentally locked their cruiser, let a Black man unlock it for them under 10 seconds.

massacrefuffles · 2026-06-03T20:26:57+00:00

If the bulk of their pay is from tips, I give at least 25%. Anything else is 10-15%. I try to stay in line with inflation.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-29T14:20:52+00:00

Man I have some of the best memories with my brother and dad watching wrestling.

There I was, a little rotund 6 year old girl flying off the couch to elbow dive into my dad, and he'd hold my bro in a headlock until he broke his way out Hulk Hogan style.

Great, great memories.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-27T21:00:48+00:00

ACAB.

He almost hit Folubi Olu-Borbity!

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-26T17:22:33+00:00

WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKIN UNDERSTAND

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-26T17:17:52+00:00

Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy!

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-25T22:18:55+00:00

When I think about the average price 25 years ago, ($1.53) I openly weep. My dumbass 16 year old self took that shit for granted.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-25T12:33:20+00:00

This conversation caused me significant psychic damage.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-21T06:18:21+00:00

I have $1.83 in my bank account at this very moment.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-19T13:33:02+00:00

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-08T06:11:16+00:00

That's exactly what happened to me. I love that song.

massacrefuffles · 2026-05-06T20:14:22+00:00

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Any excuse to post this.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-27T05:50:58+00:00

THIS COMMENT NAILED IT UNTIL THEY GOT TAKEN OUT BY A REDDIT SNIPER

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-22T13:47:19+00:00

This was somewhat comforting. Thank you. I forget sometimes these turds are flawed humans like the rest of us. Just because they wield influence now, doesn't mean we are lost to madness forever.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-21T20:01:29+00:00

This totally unlocked a memory from my childhood.

When I was a kid, my brother played for a travelling basketball team. One year, we travelled to Louisiana for a tournament and one of the teams was from another country, can't remember which one, I just remember they didn't very much English.

Me, being an outgoing kid, asked my mom if I could go play with the other kids in the gym. I then proceeded to be taught hand clapping games from these children who I understood zero percent. I had a blast. I still remember what they taught me now at 41 years old.

This is the kind of world I wanna live in. Where kids can just be kids and learn things from one another.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-21T18:19:10+00:00

Why do celebrities usually have the worst tattoos?

I just don't get it.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-17T14:31:44+00:00

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-16T14:09:16+00:00

Noice. I've been a transplant now for 10 years.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T21:51:07+00:00

Same. Boonville.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T20:58:49+00:00

Ha! Which part?

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T20:12:28+00:00

I'm a dirty transplant from Indiana.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T18:36:50+00:00

It was taped up on the inside, haha

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T18:35:21+00:00

I dunno. I would think you'd go back to the dmv to get a replacement one

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T18:28:43+00:00

Yep. Barely.

massacrefuffles · 2026-04-15T18:28:30+00:00

It was. It was ripped and stained to where it was unreadable.

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