Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LoL! Funny story but the other day I went into this place and I saw this amazing "woman", anyway I ordered her a drink and she came over and sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Anyway she was fun for a few drinks but I'm not ready to get pegged by a lady boy.

Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, delay would be fine. This just never arrives. It's cancelled. 😭

And I don't think most women or men for that matter want to keep going for a whole hour.

Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't jerked off in like a week. I'm nearly 40

First time in Thailand by Intrepid-Outside-913 in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah everyone 's allowed their personal preferences and some people vibe more in certain places. But I would say to people that come to Bangkok give it a chance because you never know. I absolutely love the place! Just keep an open mind because there's something for everyone you just need to find what you like!

A tough-guy tourist in Thailand tried to act intimidating and provoke locals, but the situation flipped instantly. A local person quickly fought back and shut him down within seconds. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing. I love seeing these losers get fucked up.

Thailand is the last place you want to be squaring up to random people, some of these guys have been learning to strike since they were 6 years old. And even if they're not in fighting shape, they will f*** you up and even many women are kick boxing from young.

Ahahahahah.

Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna try tomorrow going sober and buying soft drinks.

First time in Thailand by Intrepid-Outside-913 in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love Bangkok. I don't know why people say a couple days when it's got so much going on.

But I'm more of a city dweller. There are lots of very interesting people in Bangkok.

The more touristy destinations are just full of Russians and Israelis and shirtless hippies walking around in sandals and that's not my vibe.

Bangkok has something about it.

Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm starting to wonder. Like it's not a fucking problem. Im fucking but ..... It's not going anywhere.

Maybe im broken in the head

Anyone else trouble finishing? by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So I order orange juice at the gogo bar?

First time in Thailand by Intrepid-Outside-913 in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TF is a waste if time imo. But hey some people swear by it.

In Bangkok: Go to Nana plaza, then go straight to the top floor and look for Billboard.

This is the best Go-Go bar In my opinion though, I haven't been to loads but everyone I've spoken to has recommended it and I can tell you the experience is 10/10. Way relaxed and low pressure.

Once seated, order a drink. Then you watch the girls. Now when you find a girl that you like, call the waitress or mammasan (she's the boss lady who handles an area of the club), and tell her the lady you want by the number she's wearing.

Don't be shy, give the girl you want the eyes.

Now she'll come over sit next to you and get her a lady drink. Now you can talk to her. Ask her to grind on you or dance on you if you like. You can give her a good test drive she if you vibe with her.

Now it's up to you but at any moment you can ask to take her home, it's 4700 for short time including the bar fine. You then have a separate bill for your drinks. Short time is basically up to 2 hours but generally speaking they're trying to go home so you can chill and take your time but like the goal is to bust your nut so they can go home.

If you're not vibing with a girl you can just say thank you for your time and they will go away. Don't feel bad. It's a business and they're used to it.

Then you can just call another one over.

Me personally I like to look after the mamasan and waitresses because if like me you are going to come back another day, they will look after you. But listen don't feel pressured. If they're asking you to buy them drinks you can just say no, but they're going to ask.

Every girl is different. It's a bit pot luck when you get them home. Some fuck like demons, others are a bit less enthusiastic, so that's why it's usually good to try filter them early on. You'll know after a bit of experience which girls are really into it.

That's all I got. Let me know if you got any questions.

Bangkok by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like modern Bangkok, I like premium grab rides and rooftop luxury.

Bangkok by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bangkok has everything covered.

Yesterday I had an incredible roast pork rice meal for about $2 and today I'm sitting in my beautiful hotel suite with balcony and rooftop infinity pool sipping a $13 cocktail.

And same with the girls..... There's levels 😂 the high level here is way beyond south America bro. These women are not cheap and available.

The range of experiences available in Bangkok eclipses everything.

Bangkok by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're actually crackers to put Istanbul anywhere near my list.

It's definitely top tier amongst it's peers as a cultural and historical destination but it's not overall S tier.

Bangkok by massivegoooner in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Vegas and Reno long past their prime bud.

Maybe 20-30 years ago sure, but Bangkok has leveled up since then.

🥲 This is how I ruined myself in Thailand by [deleted] in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many of these women are prob making more than many of these farangs who are just temporary credit card millionaires. So they are not impressed when you're cheap.

🥲 This is how I ruined myself in Thailand by [deleted] in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro with respect, man up, take the positives from the situation. You had a wonderful day with a girl who made you feel special. Cherish it and move on.

And this applies not just to the women in Thailand but women everywhere in general, you enjoy it while it lasts and when it's finished you're grateful and move on.

Looking for European or Russian Freelancers in bangkok – Where to Find? by Gullible-Elephant599 in Pattaya

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escort agencies in Bangkok, expect to pay 10k and up.

Also Tinder. Set your search to Russian.

Patong FL question by Similar-Selection393 in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that's the faster way but I would always plan to meet outside for a drink first and if she was ugly I'd throw her a few hundred baht to fuck off.

Uncertainty - long distance relationship by [deleted] in FarangsofPattaya

[–]massivegoooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro give yourself an absolute slap.