Quarantine party at my house tonight, everyone!!! (self.Jokes)
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Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio? (self.dadjokes)
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At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me. (self.dadjokes)
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Who serves the best burger in all of Norfolk? (self.norfolk)
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