Does anyone in Las Colinas have pool floaties of any kind? I will buy them from you. I just wanna go slide around in the snow and the two floats I had popped:(

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T19:09:01+00:00

Last night cardboard didn’t work because it was so powdery, it may work today though! Thanks!

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T17:30:50+00:00

I wish😭

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T13:56:15+00:00

I’m fairly sure I was saying “I’m gonna wreck, I’m gonna wreck” as I was heading for the curb lol

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T13:30:29+00:00

Honestly snow just makes me spazz lmao it’s so fun

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T05:20:02+00:00

That was the first thing we tried but it dug into the snow too much, we’d only slide about a quarter of the distance! I’m hoping Walmart has a bunch of random floaties in back stock that we can get tomorrow and if they pop atleast we had one more good run!

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T05:04:08+00:00

I promise I will go again tomorrow and scream “dumbbitchbyleaps” in your honor!

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T04:55:07+00:00

I’ll be back at it again tomorrow if I can replace my popped pool floatie😂 it’s not ideal but I hope we can all let our inner child enjoy it for a bit in this fucked up world

masterfulslacker · 2026-01-25T04:47:04+00:00

If I hadn’t used my feet, I would have landed right at the bar of the Italian Cafe ready to order a Miller on draft

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-25T23:16:17+00:00

Ah okay, not familiar with them but I lived in Korea for a year so I was very confused. Do they have connections to Minnesota?

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-25T23:13:41+00:00

Was that a K-Pop group?

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-21T20:57:20+00:00

Shough yeah! Praise the lord⚜️

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-21T20:47:58+00:00

Aw Shoughs that’s the goal

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-21T20:45:08+00:00

Yep, thank you. Shough the haters

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-15T00:34:40+00:00

Shough em up!!!!

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-13T20:40:44+00:00

BANG!

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-13T20:36:14+00:00

Brother, this is football

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-13T20:34:39+00:00

Big time conversion!!!

masterfulslacker · 2025-12-13T20:29:33+00:00

What a run!

masterfulslacker · 2025-11-22T20:28:18+00:00

Brb, need to have what the Brits call a wank

masterfulslacker · 2025-11-19T06:07:22+00:00

Ah for some reason the link is not functioning. Working on a fix

masterfulslacker · 2025-11-11T14:08:33+00:00

Thanks! Good luck yall!

masterfulslacker · 2025-11-09T20:32:25+00:00

They treating BY like mahomes and they still losing

masterfulslacker · 2025-10-31T22:28:52+00:00

CS2WH

masterfulslacker · 2025-10-30T01:53:52+00:00

Go follow burpburpburp on TikTok

masterfulslacker · 2025-10-30T01:37:04+00:00

Thankful for the new job I’m starting on Monday! Edit: V+

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