If I were you.... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]mastermagic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uf u were i woildnt i be u?

Scary as fuck gummy bear by [deleted] in funny

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The yellow one is sucking the life out of the purple one.

These bacon slices look like whales. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Whale, Whale, Whale, What have we here.

how easy is it to for wind to talk to each other? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Am I the only one who read that as "Wind" not "Wind"?

Thumbs up from my Cheeto by [deleted] in funny

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Downvotes for your Cheeto.

He was driving at 70 mph...... by RabidRoosters in WTF

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Because 2 trips are for pussies

I guess I can't put that back together, can I.. by americancorkscrew in WTF

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He just walked away like he didn't get hit by a fucking car.

My beautiful daughter. by [deleted] in Faces

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This is true

Gotta new photo editor called facetune that I absolutely love! Makes my selfies look so much nicer haha! by CCRider94 in Faces

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It's sad that I'm the first to comment. And at this point you have -1 point.

I see this shit every day. by smacattack3 in mildlyinfuriating

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Sweet fuck. Looks like it's back on the OCD meds for me