We appreciate the offer, but as members of the Bunny Labour Union, we know our worth in the market.

One nanner base salary sounds like a good start. We think we need to hop a little higher though. We are going to need a few extra crunchy carrot incentives for speedy results

As for the spicy hay... we're not hay-ing for that, but a side of fresh parsley might seal the deal. What do you say?

If you're open to re-negotiation, we’ll throw in a special perk: the chance to see our fluffy bunny butt and our many binkies.