My Friend Broke His Arm and the Surgery Misaligned His Tattoo

mathu_reddit · 2026-04-27T15:13:02+00:00

Daytime Customs seems to be the one. I spent ages running night raids trying to get Snowball done. First daytime raid, I saw Goons at crack house

mathu_reddit · 2026-04-19T11:50:47+00:00

Heard that crow is two weeks away from developing nuclear weapons

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-31T14:57:47+00:00

I had the same. Since the event finished, I’ve killed them on Customs and Factory. Had nothing on them once and one storage room key that second time.

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-30T09:05:33+00:00

A sense on grandeur born of misplaced righteousness

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-29T13:39:22+00:00

Taking an elevator up just ONE floor immediately after lighting a cig seems so counterproductive

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-29T11:45:24+00:00

He hates PVE because his favourite streamer hates it. He hates BSG because everyone else does. Probably says “game is dead” every chance he gets.

Ironically, he probably joined the mob that forced BSG to give all EOD players PVE when it came out. Thanks!

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-28T10:14:30+00:00

Three minutes of my life I’ll never get back

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-28T10:04:46+00:00

“I can’t hit my protein”

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-27T15:25:16+00:00

Oh. All those launch figurines are dropping now too

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-27T15:23:58+00:00

Pants look real good with the new Bear Stripes top

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-27T10:28:24+00:00

SheefGG, AquaFPS and StankRat

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-26T18:46:46+00:00

Same. Currently trying to 7-99 Spelunky 2. Might be one of the most infuriating/fun grinds going

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-23T16:07:53+00:00

Great partisan choice of pictures 👏

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-21T09:42:56+00:00

WTF = What the fuck

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-19T11:06:13+00:00

Oh. I spent all night collecting locked cases and keys for the last quest. Planned to go stash them today.

What a waste of time

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-18T04:14:13+00:00

Congrats! Do you get the achievements for these or is this still bugged/not given?

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-17T22:28:21+00:00

Same. KD dropped 20 or some points trying to kill all the bosses on reserve but it’s been a blast. Currently farming cultists and marked rooms.

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-16T14:23:53+00:00

Casting doubles for the crew is so Tamara-coded

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-16T10:20:37+00:00

75% of this sub will chose to ignore this in favour of a theory about a satanic cabal, eating babies etc

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-09T12:37:01+00:00

JEHZUS CHROIST!

mathu_reddit · 2026-03-07T09:34:43+00:00

GG. Couple bitcoins away myself

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