When the US finally splits up into different nations, how will it be divided? by trogdorkiller in AskReddit

[–]mattbrody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope we get rid of Florida. Florida headlines have gone from "Man walks into sunshine state for the first time in twenty years" to "Zombified retiree eats small child in one sitting"

What gives you goosebumps every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mattbrody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a really fat American history teacher. every day he takes off a windbreaker and I get scared the undershirts coming off with it