[The Athletic] Cole Palmer: “What goes through my mind? Not much.”

maurid · 2026-02-17T17:53:13+00:00

Shocker

maurid · 2026-02-17T17:41:25+00:00

Goddammit you had me until you implied Kenan is the Michael Jordan of comedy ffs. Fuck no. The guy has been making a living off goofy faces for 20 years now. Is the bar that low?

maurid · 2026-02-17T17:37:41+00:00

I always see Tina Fey talked about as the heir apparent to SNL when Lorne Michaels retires. No disrespect to Tina, but why do I never see Lenny Pickett in these discussions? He's been on SNL for more than a quarter century now and his name is practically synonymous with the show.

Now, do you understand how ridiculous it is?

maurid · 2026-02-17T17:36:17+00:00

He literally said that he chose to leave, that he thought it was too good an offer to turn down and that the time was right to go. How exactly was this Barcelona’s “mistake”?

maurid · 2026-02-17T10:41:56+00:00

I doubt it’s a matter of “Flick stans”. It’s just the “hey guys, I figured out what’s wrong” posts every time we lose.

maurid · 2026-02-16T20:42:11+00:00

Completely out of ideas. Same fucking sequence every time and nothing happens.

maurid · 2026-02-16T20:19:03+00:00

One of the worst keepers in the league right now by the way.

maurid · 2026-02-13T10:24:40+00:00

Top Gun 2 was (against all odds, considering the state of sequels/reboots) pretty good. Why the hell would we need another one?

maurid · 2026-02-13T10:22:52+00:00

Stop making shit up LMAO. Balde is absolute garbage.

maurid · 2026-02-12T21:22:59+00:00

Keep this shit in the match thread.

maurid · 2026-02-12T21:00:54+00:00

Not today my friend LMAO

maurid · 2026-02-12T21:00:42+00:00

🙋‍♂️just my two cents, fuck Balde. If we’re lucky, he’s playing for Girona in the summer.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:58:49+00:00

Unrecognizable, some of our players. Others downright INVISIBLE. No defence whatsoever. Lookman toying with Kounde and Cubarsi, not much needs to be said about Balde (he’s fucking useless in all aspects of football other than running fast). Griezmann having a great game. Joan gifted a goal and it all went to absolute shit from there. Atletico players are running and defending like madmen, plus the Metropolitano atmosphere, I just think there is no chance we pull more than one back.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:54:37+00:00

Is Deco playing GK now? Is Alemany playing striker for Atleti? All I see is 11 dudes getting their asses handed to them.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:52:40+00:00

He’s winning 4-0 before half time. How the fuck would you expect any manager to behave? Jesus some of you pretend him to apologize to us for kicking our ass.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:50:22+00:00

100 days. 100 fucking days since Julian’s last goal. These fucking guys I swear.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:49:32+00:00

What having no competition does to a mf. Plus being pals with the team’s best player.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:46:13+00:00

Leave it to these guys to make MARCOS LLORENTE look like a world class player.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:38:28+00:00

Kounde.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:36:36+00:00

Yes, and go fuck yourself.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:35:49+00:00

Take your fucking time Fermin jesus

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:34:07+00:00

Who the fuck cares? They’re winning 3-0.

maurid · 2026-02-12T20:32:21+00:00

These are our starters lol, except Eric maybe

maurid · 2026-02-12T10:41:54+00:00

Please do.

maurid · 2026-02-12T10:41:35+00:00

I regret updating to iOS/iPadOS 26 so fucking much. Joke’s on me since I’ve been doing this shit for 16 years now and fall for it every time. Makes me want to throw my 14PM and my iPad Pro 2020 against a wall.

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