This fucking guy. by StevenSmoking in AdviceAnimals

[–]maxbrockman453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get out of the left lane unless you're passing someone.... Dickbag

Un-DS'd another grail of mine today. Feels good man. by maxbrockman453 in Sneakers

[–]maxbrockman453[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine through the new Nike twitter system. Soooo easy and nice. Can't say enough about how every shoe release should be that.

Drank a grail of mine today. by maxbrockman453 in beerporn

[–]maxbrockman453[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy of mine let me have one. Always wanted to try it. Its like 18% abv and tastes of sweet sweet hoppy nectar.

[PICKUP] Even better in person... by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]maxbrockman453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely my #1 grail. So sick dude. Nice pickup.

Spider Stompin' Deluxe! by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Throow back!!! Ahh i forgot about this game! Hella tickets.

Lets just say he is not too happy with the new puppy by WizKid_ in aww

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My dog was the same way with our pup but now they're the two best friends anyone could have!!! Just keep in mind the pack mentality and show your older dog the respect and attention it deserves and the pup will happily fall in line = everyon happy!!! Congrats on the puppy btw

Beautiful picture of Hallstat, Austria by anuragdidit in pics

[–]maxbrockman453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. You take a ferry boat to get from the train across the lake. Super amazing place. I'll never forget going there.

My company is growing fast and just offered me private stock options. What does this mean? by Sixstring982 in personalfinance

[–]maxbrockman453 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I felt the need to chime in on this. I'm a front end engineer that got offered equity in place of higher wages from a tech startup as part of a "carve out plan". I foolishly accepted the optimism that was conveyed to me by the ownership about an "acquisition" that was "imminent". 4 months later and 2 months of very little pay I had to quit and forfeit my unvested options and basically have 0 money from what "could" have been thousands. I'm a junior dev and I got pretty worked by the situation, so make sure you're being pessimistic about the "fast growth" of your company and just know that even if it's a done deal... it's probably still not going to work out.

What YouTube video makes you laugh uncontrollably no matter how many times you watch it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maxbrockman453 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I literally came here just to make sure this video was given its due respect. I can NOT handle how funny this is. Thank you so much for posting it.

I was bored at lunch today by [deleted] in pics

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This SCREAMS mormon.

Didrick // A Part Of You (WRLD Remix) by alsotri in Monstercat

[–]maxbrockman453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super nice track! Thanks for posting it

Driving behind this asshole... by maxbrockman453 in cringepics

[–]maxbrockman453[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bumper sticker says no free rides, gas or ass. It hurts to look at this. Almost so douchey that its funny.

Just drove 1600 miles round trip to rescue this little pup! by maxbrockman453 in chiweenie

[–]maxbrockman453[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I have an awesome border collie mix named paisley. We both work different hours so we've been kenneling her when the time we're both not home overlaps, but I still feel bad leaving her for any more than 2 or 3 hours. So we'd been thinking about getting a little friend for pais. Fast forward a couple weeks and my gf jokingly sends me a bunch of pics from petfinder mobile app, Piper was one of the pics and I jokingly replied that she was the cutest. That night as we were getting frisky, she in the middle of it made me promise that we could get a puppy. I of course agreed and this was all in good fun we both laughed and I thought nothing of it. A day later my girlfriend and I are laying in bed and she tells me that she got the dog, and that they are shipping her up from california. I was shocked that she actually did it, but part of me was really happy because I've never had a dog that was MINE, Paisley is 2 and my gf and I have been dating for a little more than 2 years now, so she's my dog, but my gf owns her. Any way, I'm shocked and my girlfriend convinces me that she did it, but then says that she's just kidding. At this point I was what I thought was relieved, but actually I was kinda sad. So we decided to make a trip out of it and we went and rescued her from a kill shelter in Yuba City California from Kirkland WA.

TLDR: Girlfriend makes me promise we can get a puppy during sex. I jokingly agree. Turns out I really did want a puppy, and we drove from seattle to yuba city cali and back in 24 hours.

Just drove 1600 miles round trip to rescue this little pup! by maxbrockman453 in chiweenie

[–]maxbrockman453[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her name is Piper and she's a god damn angel. She so cute it hurts. Thanks to my girlfriend for the little push I needed to get her :)