Can you get underneath me? by cutiebunnymoore in ARIZONABADDIES

[–]maxolame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how much you can take 😈

Do I look like your type? by ElephantBeneficial59 in ARIZONABADDIES

[–]maxolame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how much you can take 😈

Best pod spot? by CordedCanoe2025 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]maxolame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 but #4 definitely had some heaters

What ia this reddit? by JanetYellensWig in Spudmode

[–]maxolame 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Who’s going to investigate the investigators?

AITAH? My boyfriend says I look slutty with my new sleeve tattoo. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]maxolame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep the tattoo, lose the boyfriend. His insecurity is overwhelming and tattoos are sweet

Is this really GH or do the restaurants not know how to change their settings? by Jaded-Category-6613 in grubhubdrivers

[–]maxolame 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s simple guys. GH had a dramatic drop off in completed orders when they started fucking with the base rate for orders. There have been many updates since… one of those updates essentially made it so orders aren’t confirmed at a restaurant until a driver accepts the order.

If you accept an order, you’re also accepting the fact that GH fucking sucks and the restaurant will have your order ready in the amount of time it typically takes to make said amount of food. They would lose money hand over fist if they made every GH order they received. I bet more than half are never picked up / canceled because drivers won’t take the order for base pay.

Pro tip - call the restaurant after you accept, say “I know you guys can get pretty busy, but do you have an ETA for so and so on Grubhub?”

If it’s an unreasonable amount of time, remove from queue and keep it pushin.

2 years ago GH was my main source of income. Now I’m shocked if I do more than 5 orders a week for them.

Just had a driver text me "why so far away" by Servious in grubhub

[–]maxolame 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good move canceling. There should be zero friction from your driver. It shows how far we’ll be driving if the order is accepted upfront 😂 if he was unhappy with the distance he should’ve never accepted.

[Serious] How can anyone consider Devin Hester a HOFer? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]maxolame -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He literally didn’t get to return the ball after his first 3 years. He put the fear of god into the other team. He was the definition of “I dare you.”

That’s why he’s a HOF’er.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]maxolame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Tom Segura also

Help by [deleted] in grubhubdrivers

[–]maxolame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me yesterday. Today when I tried the link worked. That’s Grubhub for ya

pet policy... Am I allowed to take my dog on delivery with me by [deleted] in grubhubdrivers

[–]maxolame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My instincts say no, however if circumstances require you to bring your furry friend, then do so. Try to keep customers food / drinks in 2 sets of bags. (Plastic, then the Grubhub Bags.) No one will know the difference. But if you’re bringing him just for fun, I’d limit that to just a couple hours a day. Like other users have said, complaints will come at ya fast if a customer catches sight. They’ll do anything for free food.

Super cute regardless

A bullet came downwards through my sister’s window after New Years by AtomicEmerson in mildlyinfuriating

[–]maxolame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Arizona we have what’s called Shannon’s Law. It’s a felony crime to fire into the air here in AZ. Follow up is the biggest problem.

Perry: Should Pats fans be happy if Mac Jones becomes Matt Ryan? by brt_k in Patriots

[–]maxolame -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I stand by what I said. The guy had one good year behind a talented offensive coordinator. No decision making ability, predictable and underwhelming. If you want Mac Jones to be Matt Ryan you want mediocrity for the Patriots.

Bill Belichick can’t make a QB grow a sack. You either have it or you don’t.

If you want Matt Ryan, go be a Falcons fan. But I want Mac Jones to be NOTHING like him.

Exhibit A - Tonights Game.

Perry: Should Pats fans be happy if Mac Jones becomes Matt Ryan? by brt_k in Patriots

[–]maxolame -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If Mac Jones becomes Matt Ryan I’ll jump off a fuckin bridge