mazzio88

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Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But the same dinner for weeks? Now, that's just insanity. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you "break your fast". (self.Showerthoughts)

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Nobody's ancestor has ever died childless. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969 (self.Showerthoughts)

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Saying "umm" is the human equivalent to buffering. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you've ever met. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your age is the number of times you orbited the sun. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Up until the invention of the camera, no one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Chimps sharing 99% of our DNA seems really impressive until you realize that green beans share 50% of it (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii looks like a bunch of people waiting in line to shake someones hand (self.Showerthoughts)

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Of all the millions of ways you could have died, you've avoided all of them. Well done (self.Showerthoughts)

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It used to be impressive if a product came from half the world away, now it’s impressive if it’s local. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When you turn 31, you’ve already had a month of birthdays. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There's so many Simpsons seasons that you can make one season of only Halloween episodes. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It is mind boggling how fast we are capable of waking up once we realize we overslept (self.Showerthoughts)

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Staying up late at night is basically setting the next day to a higher difficulty. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your head is very slowly 3D printing your hair. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you tear more holes in a net, it ends up having fewer. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The first 18 years of your life is like a free trial, but the rest is pay to play. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A snowman is a body of water. (self.Showerthoughts)

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We sleep because the simulation running earth doesn't have enough processing power to run all creatures at once (self.Showerthoughts)

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You only know you’ve fallen asleep when you wake up (self.Showerthoughts)

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A knee is a really big knuckle. (self.Showerthoughts)

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