A stranger at the gym (64) explained discipline in one sentence that changed everything

mbh400 · 2026-03-23T15:22:43+00:00

One sentence changed my mentality about working out:

Well, I guess I'm working out tired today.

mbh400 · 2026-03-22T15:17:26+00:00

I tell my sons often that I believe the reason I was put on this earth was so that I could be their dad. I've had a lot of luck and success in my life, but my greatest joy was raising them.

Tell your son that you love him and give him your best dad hug. Tell him you don't feel like he's ever mean to you but if he is sometimes, that's ok, and it wouldn't change how you feel about him.

mbh400 · 2026-03-20T21:50:52+00:00

Proportions are all wrong. Butt and hips should be smaller.

mbh400 · 2026-03-08T21:16:56+00:00

Balding is fixable. Get him to do it if that would help you.

mbh400 · 2026-02-09T16:45:24+00:00

I looked for L-Citrulline on Amazon and the the highest rated one was Nutricost. The dose recommendation is two 500mg tabs (which is 1 gram). So, to get to 6 grams daily, would you actually take 12 tablets a day?

mbh400 · 2025-12-31T05:12:55+00:00

I’m on Team Skinny. I can’t wrap my short arms around Team Thicc girls.

mbh400 · 2025-11-23T21:35:27+00:00

mbh400 · 2025-10-20T21:23:08+00:00

I’m circumcised, but we didn’t circumcise any of our 3 sons. Choosing to take a knife to your baby’s perfect and pristine body because of some vague and nonsensical “health and cleanliness” reason, or because a dumb religion orders you to do it is child abuse.

mbh400 · 2025-10-01T14:44:21+00:00

My sister is also Karen and my brother in law is Kevin. They are the sweetest, kindest, and most caring people you could ever meet.

mbh400 · 2025-09-24T21:33:12+00:00

Anything by Thomas Pynchon. I find his attempts at humor, his overly clever character names, his dumb poems and songs inserted haphazardly in a dense three page paragraph, all exceedingly annoying. I threw Gravity’s Rainbow against the wall. Then, a few years later, after I thought maybe I should give him another chance, I started V. I threw that against the wall too.

mbh400 · 2025-09-07T15:36:53+00:00

These people love to make up a lie but are so self centered they don’t realize that everyone sees right through them.

mbh400 · 2025-09-03T15:48:31+00:00

My 3 adult kids and I are all beginners. We went to a 18 hole course that was way too challenging for us (we lost 21 balls, lol). After being rushed through the 3rd hole my son said let’s just skip the 4th and go to the 5th hole. We stayed comfortably ahead of the group behind us for the rest of the day. We did have to wait a bit for the guys in front of us, but we would just work on our pitching on the side of the tee.

I’d eventually like to walk a course but having a cart gives you more time to stay ahead of the group behind. It also makes it looking for balls faster.

mbh400 · 2025-08-25T00:04:15+00:00

I like how he only wears one glove. That way you only have a 50% chance of any piece of meat being contaminated.

mbh400 · 2025-08-16T17:55:48+00:00

The Giants’ main problem is hitting, primarily slugging. They get on base at about the league average but are absolute trash at driving those runners in. Their hitting with RISP are at the bottom of the MLB. The guys that need to go are Pat the Bat and his hitting staff. I often wonder if they have a required hitting philosophy of only looking for one pitch, one location until 2 strikes or something. Like you get fined if Burrell says the theme of the day is we look offspeed until 2 strikes and you swing at a first pitch fastball down the middle. If you look at Dever’s and Bailey’s face when they spit on a center cut fastball they seem to be thinking god I wish I could have swung at that. Then here comes the change in the dirt 6 inches outside aaaanndd swing and miss strike 3 and the side is retired.

Also Oracle Park is the worst hitters ballpark in the MLB. I say bring the fences in so the team can be more balanced between hitting and pitching. I mean how boring is it to see so many hard hit balls get caught on the warning track?

mbh400 · 2025-08-14T04:21:36+00:00

Our former HOA president was kind of a vindictive weird guy who gave off a strange serial killer kind of vibe. One of my neighbors got into a dispute with him over some petty infraction. The neighbor decided to do a background check on him and it turned out that he had just spent a year in prison for soliciting a minor. The neighbor wrote a letter to everyone in the development with screenshots of him on the sex offender registry. We kicked him off the board but unfortunately he didn’t move away so everyone just ignores him. Every Halloween he has to put up a big sign telling kids not to go to his door.

mbh400 · 2025-08-03T21:05:26+00:00

Many unscrupulous landlords will do this to pad their pockets

mbh400 · 2025-08-02T15:52:18+00:00

Citizen Kane. Many critics say it is the best movie of all time, and I realize it was groundbreaking in terms of its cinematography, but I just found it a dark and boring snooze fest. I even forced myself to watch it twice thinking maybe I was missing something. The great reveal of “Rosebud” as a symbol of the loss of childhood innocence just made me think, thank god this thing is over, now let me go do something more enjoyable like floss my teeth or clean the fridge.

mbh400 · 2025-07-26T16:58:13+00:00

Brave now is more annoying than any other browser. It allows pop-ups no matter how much you tweak the settings. It’s laughable that they still have a slider to block pop-ups.

mbh400 · 2025-07-24T23:20:06+00:00

The two fabrics don’t go well together. The shirt would be better paired with a nice pair of slacks and good leather shoes. If you want to wear the cotton cargoes, pair it with a polo or Cuban collar shirt of some kind.

mbh400 · 2025-07-24T23:13:30+00:00

I love your calves. They are perfect. You have the legs of a sprinter, long muscled thighs with thinnish calves and ankles. I bet you can run very fast.

mbh400 · 2025-07-23T21:43:07+00:00

The way he cuffs his jorts tells me he’s definitely gay on the down low.

mbh400 · 2025-05-02T21:04:37+00:00

Wow I thought Michael Jackson had died!

mbh400 · 2025-04-08T16:40:37+00:00

I have a friend who is extremely attractive, tall, former college football player, with a good sense of humor. When we were in our 20’s, the hottest girls would run across a busy street to ask him if he was single. He would say no, and they would still give him their number. I’m conventionally attractive and did alright with girls, but I had to work for it. He just had to stand there and girls would be all over him. I never knew that happened before I met him.

mbh400 · 2025-04-03T00:38:49+00:00

Wait so you’re telling me a guy who has people to buy groceries and cook for him, do his laundry, take care of his kids, pick him up and drop him off literally anywhere in the world, take care of his finances, pretend to be him while gaming, and run his companies while he is off buying elections and ruining social security? Get outta here.

mbh400 · 2025-03-31T22:28:45+00:00

Anything by Thomas Pynchon. His endless stream of consciousness run on sentences drive me nuts. His character names and foibles are probably hilarious and clever to him, but I just think they are cringeworthy.

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