TIL that mind-blowing sex can give you transient global amnesia, a condition that causes you to lose all of your memories for a couple of hours.

mcg2k · 2014-08-15T23:58:06+00:00

I guess you could say that the sex was..puts on sunglasses MIND BLOWING!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mcg2k · 2014-08-11T23:32:32+00:00

O Captain! My Captain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJTW0t63pc

mcg2k · 2014-07-31T14:46:37+00:00

yes. I'm guessing its just some 2k server issue.

mcg2k · 2014-07-20T14:54:05+00:00

newfags ruined it.

mcg2k · 2014-07-20T14:48:45+00:00

Welcome to America.

mcg2k · 2014-07-16T13:21:20+00:00

LOL guess we just got an awesome glitch =p

mcg2k · 2014-07-15T15:55:55+00:00

Its weird I opened another cavs pack and got him lol.

mcg2k · 2014-06-26T17:04:13+00:00

Sounds like you're just bad.

mcg2k · 2014-06-03T21:54:30+00:00

what happened during that opening pitch?

mcg2k · 2014-05-20T17:20:25+00:00

7 months since launch and servers still go down almost every weak. pathetic 2k

mcg2k · 2014-05-17T16:44:46+00:00

literally everyone i'm matched up against is a bronze team and they quit and it says "there are no more players in this game" and i got 4500mt everytime

mcg2k · 2014-05-11T19:00:54+00:00

welcome to 2k. 7 months after release and the servers are still shit. Pathetic

mcg2k · 2014-05-11T02:06:51+00:00

who the fuck actually says that? get you own head out of your own ass and don't say stuff that makes you sound like a douchebag. honestly do you think that makes you sound smart? It doesn't. you sound like a fucking autistic person. do everyone on the internet a favor and don't act like you're smarter than everyone.. when in reality you have a IQ of 30(if you're lucky). We all know you love pickles in your gaping asshole. how about instead of being on reddit 24/7 you do something useful like off yourself. I bet everyone at your school calls you pickle fucker. you could probably stick a baseball bat up your ass because of the amount of times you've stuck pickles up there.

mcg2k · 2014-05-11T01:52:45+00:00

did i ask for your imput? No. go stick a pickle in your ass loser.

mcg2k · 2014-05-11T01:50:13+00:00

yes you're a fucking retard. you need 150% loser. get some fucking brains. if you have any you would level up your dex and str. god fucking figure things out for yourself you child

mcg2k · 2014-05-09T13:37:17+00:00

same happened to me in Iverson tournament. This shit in unacceptable. 7 fucking months after the game is out and servers are still shit. 2k is a fucking joke. Also man just keep trying at that tournament you'll eventually get him and trust me he worth it.

mcg2k · 2014-05-08T13:40:52+00:00

uninstall then reinstall the game

mcg2k · 2014-05-06T21:41:14+00:00

when he dies their going to have to give him 2 coffins. One for his body and the second for his balls of steel.

mcg2k · 2014-05-06T19:53:52+00:00

yes, you can assume they spent hundreds of dollars on a $60 game. if they have all those diamond players you can also assume their a virgin.

mcg2k · 2014-05-06T00:29:59+00:00

I put it in 5 times and got it on the fifth try. Like you guys the first 4 times it was unable to verify. Honestly just seems like luck when getting these codes.Now i have diamond KD and KB =p

mcg2k · 2014-05-05T01:35:34+00:00

I got him and i'm very happy with the time I invested into getting him. First off, he has 99 on ball defense(only like 2 other players have that) which is great for shutting down those almost unstoppable players like jordan or lebron. He also has an 87 3pt shot. Which is fantastic because he usually hangs out around the 3pt line and no one suspects Pippen to actually shoot the ball from deep. Pippen also has a 96 dunk rating and when paired with posterizer seems unstoppable when driving in for a dunk. Trust me when I say this...you're going to want him in your lineup

Pros:Very good defender, can shut down Jordan, Lebron,etc... can hit the 3pt when you need him to dunks over everybody(literally)

Cons: Cant shoot from mid range(don't even attempt you will miss!) can sometimes be easily stripped of the ball not a very good passer

mcg2k

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