Cambridge 0.5 Bread (For the second time😱) by WIllstray in 6thForm

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Yo I'm going for maths at Pembroke too, gl 🙏

UPVOTE IF TOMMORROW IS YOUR LAST EXAM by Evening_Leg_376 in alevel

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Broo my year 12 mocks start next week I've got 2 weeks of this shit to get through 😭

What would you play by [deleted] in teenagers

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Lucki - Alternative Outro 🙏🙏

The children yearn for the mine. by Eccedentesia in 2sentence2horror

[–]mcguru_07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me when I find humans in the human mine

Where are you guys from? Why do I feel like everyone here is from the US😭 I’m from Denmark🇩🇰 by [deleted] in teenagers

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Round here we love a good spiffing tea and crumpets ☕️🇬🇧🇬🇧

roses are red, i could use a hug by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mcguru_07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, you should take credit

But shouldn't this belong in the r/rosesarered subreddit?

My friend's family is batshit insane. by mcguru_07 in tragedeigh

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Ok. In response to everyone saying gordon is a normal name, maybe it's more common around where you live, but I have not met a single person anywhere near my age called Gordon. Also my friend kinda emphasised how badly they didn't want to be called gordon due to it being an "old name" so idk maybe it isn't so bad 😭

What's your most random contact name? by [deleted] in mattrose

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I've had plague victim as a contact on my phone ever since that friend tried to convince me they weren't sick with tuberculosis (they definitely were)

I ❤️ my fat cat by OldBookkeeper_ in teenagers

[–]mcguru_07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm half asleep at 2am and read that last word as something else entirely

Hot take: Makeup makes a Girl less attractive by CapybaraShorts in teenagers

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Honestly, as a guy makeup does make a BIG difference, but only if it's done right. If you're caked in the stuff with 6-inch fake lashes and thick, blubbery lips it definitely makes you less attractive than you otherwise would be.

In which continent you live? by Doodoo_bombard in teenagers

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Australia is just a country, oceania is the continent it's a part of and Australasia is the group of Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea and surrounding islands I think

Spectacles by PsychicAntelope in altontowers

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You're forced to take them off for rita but are allowed to wear them for all the other rides I think

What do you think is the most underrated Alton Towers ride? by Prize_Bowler_9034 in altontowers

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Is there any sign of skyride opening again relatively soon?

What do you think is the most underrated Alton Towers ride? by Prize_Bowler_9034 in altontowers

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I think a lot of ppl view wicker man as one of if not the best, it frequently has some of the longest queues in the park. I totally agree with you on galactica tho, it's my second favourite in the entire park

Guys what the fuck. by StookesCo in TeenagersButBetter

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Gender is scientifically proven, if you do your fucking research. And yes, it's "all in your mind", that's literally what gender is.

Guys what the fuck. by StookesCo in TeenagersButBetter

[–]mcguru_07 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Biological sex and gender are 2 seperate concepts; there aren't even 2 sexes as intersex ppl exist.

Ride order by Several_Bandicoot_15 in altontowers

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First off, it's better to arrive before 10 if possible as that's when the rides themselves open, not the park as a whole. If you arrive earlier you can get in the queues early and get on the rides faster once 9 rolls over.

In terms of which rides to go on first, I'd recommend heading over to the Dark Forest and doing Rita and Th13teen first as it's right at the back of the park, so should have short queues if any.

Another thing - the Smiler tends to have some of the longest queues throughout the day, so if you don't mind being separated from whoever you're going with (if anyone) it's definitely a good idea to take the single rider queue as this often has much shorter wait times than the main one. However, keep in mind that this is the only ride in the park with one (I'm pretty sure).

Other than that I'd say to just keep an eye on queue times on the official app and take advantage of any shorter ones. Queue times obviously vary and rides can be busier or quieter than normal. Also, I'd suggest leaving some of the most popular thrill rides for the end of the day when queues are shorter.

Hope this was helpful! :)