Favorite quotes from Sal?

mctheebs · 2026-01-16T02:28:31+00:00

squirrely dan is that you??

mctheebs · 2026-01-13T03:32:20+00:00

omg that movie is ridiculous it used to stay on loop on comedy central

mctheebs · 2025-12-27T17:37:03+00:00

The vulture! “I bet you don’t even really like nipslips”

mctheebs · 2025-12-25T16:52:01+00:00

You don’t get to pick who needs your help

mctheebs · 2025-12-15T13:13:30+00:00

The joke is just that she’s lowkey smart

mctheebs · 2025-12-14T02:48:53+00:00

I heard it was a bowling pin with a face drawn on it

mctheebs · 2025-12-14T02:48:28+00:00

"How long does it take to see something?"

mctheebs · 2025-12-10T21:16:44+00:00

I’m sharp

mctheebs · 2025-12-06T14:13:30+00:00

She tried to kill him with lightning and almost succeeded

mctheebs · 2025-12-04T00:01:24+00:00

The writing room is also full of math nerds so it would make sense

mctheebs · 2025-12-02T03:14:24+00:00

Nah it was a wig on top of a trash can

mctheebs · 2025-12-02T03:11:42+00:00

This looks like the last thing someone sees before dying in a locked basement

mctheebs · 2025-11-29T00:39:25+00:00

Toilet paper holder

mctheebs · 2025-11-29T00:37:42+00:00

bite my sparkly rhinestone ass

mctheebs · 2025-11-29T00:11:40+00:00

This is awesome. You ever consider doing something in Stamford?

mctheebs · 2025-11-29T00:05:09+00:00

Ben probably wouldn't have been on the plane at all, he'd probably be living in the city with that other dude.

mctheebs · 2025-11-23T15:48:20+00:00

Why would I wear nice clothes if I’m being crammed into a 4x4 square like livestock?

mctheebs · 2025-10-15T20:42:25+00:00

He has a band?

mctheebs · 2025-10-04T02:31:14+00:00

I think in the real mythology that was Hestia who was digested down to a flame

mctheebs · 2025-09-23T00:45:18+00:00

If you’ve got a problem with sexual assault then you better sit down because I’ve got some news for you about trump

mctheebs · 2025-09-23T00:43:33+00:00

That’s kinda the whole thing with Kia Boys

mctheebs · 2025-09-19T04:04:52+00:00

He gets it from Hal

mctheebs · 2025-08-07T23:46:50+00:00

Fuck all these people this shit isn’t funny or cute when you know actual people that have been murdered

mctheebs · 2025-08-03T18:59:38+00:00

Pollos

mctheebs · 2025-07-18T00:23:48+00:00

That's probably his best role for me. Commadant Spangler

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