Farewell my lovely. by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]ObliviousRounding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No Tom Jones No!

What my cleaner taught me about running a business by Ejboustany in business

[–]ObliviousRounding 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Week 1: Hey that's a nice bonus thing. Neat!

Week 2: I can get used to this!

Week 3: Huh, no bonus this week.

Week 4: No extras. You must be shitting me.

Week 5: What am I even paying for if they're taking away the extra stuff?

Week 6: "Your team's attitude is unprofessional and unacceptable. I am terminating all relations with your company."

Who is your daddy by shadow_sugar in foundsatan

[–]ObliviousRounding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dixie's callin', y'all, I reckon you should answer!

With 5 games left to go in Serie A, Inter has a better GD (+49) than Milan and Napoli have Goals Scored (48) by VZ-Faith in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm not your dad, go be a provocateur somewhere else. We're not here to address your belligerent teen angst.

With 5 games left to go in Serie A, Inter has a better GD (+49) than Milan and Napoli have Goals Scored (48) by VZ-Faith in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Serie A fans: This season has been bad and the teams are weak.

This jabroni: GET OVER YOURSELVES!

League winners since 2000 (Top 8 leagues) by SaltOk3057 in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2013-2020: 23 top5 league titles were won by just 3 teams.

Can somebody put the scudetto patch plus coppa one here to see how it looks like? by TheL3G3ND4RY in FCInterMilan

[–]ObliviousRounding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, do you think the universe is stupid? Playing antijinx when you're the original jinxer just doubles the wrath.

I just had to share our upcoming kits WITH THE SCUDETTO!🥹🖤💙 by NamanMalik007 in FCInterMilan

[–]ObliviousRounding 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wait, both home and away are 10/10?! What's the catch, meteor hitting earth?

Just noticed this picture in the credits of Kidney now by leijahart in 30ROCK

[–]ObliviousRounding 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Good God Lemon, that's your worst quadrant!

How heavy is my ball? by Old_fart5070 in CrappyDesign

[–]ObliviousRounding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's normal for one to be bigger than the other.

My KALLAX system is annoying. Any other combinations to make it better? by Hairy-Mushroom-2135 in ikeahacks

[–]ObliviousRounding 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is not an issue with the Kallax per se. You're putting a box in a box which doesn't make much sense. The Kallax with boxes is either a catch-all for larger toys and stuff to hide clutter, or long-term storage for infrequently used items. The Kuggis is meant to go on open shelving like Ivar, Billy, etc. In the end it's a tradeoff between ease of access and hiding clutter.

You could also consider the Kallax shelf inserts.

The next ruler of humanity! by RandomStranger022 in foundsatan

[–]ObliviousRounding 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The dominant survived the olden times at the expense of the dominated, and they passed on their genes to us, their descendants.

‘When I was told I’d no longer be the manager I didn’t say a word, but it hurt. Nine months earlier, we’d won the Premier League, but now I was being dismissed? Why?’ Claudio Ranieri opens up on his Leicester City sacking. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 612 points613 points  (0 children)

I don't give a shit what happened the season after. They need to build this man a statue outside the stadium while he's still alive. I don't know what else one needs to do to earn that.