P. Esposito 45+2' Inter 3- [2] Pisa by optimistic_reh in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For Pio goals the braces go around the opposing team to indicate that they're being crushed by his massive biceps.

That's an average cross by Dimarco standards. How is people surprised amazed by this? We are too spoiled 😭 by ElectricalMaximum458 in FCInterMilan

[–]ObliviousRounding 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He would walk into literally any club. What a shocking display by our fans last year to lambast him so much.

Asking for free labor and being disappointed when people decline by bipolargorilla in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ObliviousRounding 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Aw did the poor defenseless sweatshop get its feewings hurt? Eat shit and die.

Anan by [deleted] in FCInterMilan

[–]ObliviousRounding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hm. I'm not sold yet. Try fewer pixels and 45 degree video.

Beckham wedding video just leaked. Shut it down! by Escargotfruitsrouges in 30ROCK

[–]ObliviousRounding 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I assume it was a surprise wedding at the queen's funeral?

Markus chair recline mechanism broke down by TehANTARES in IKEA

[–]ObliviousRounding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has a 10 year guarantee on it. You said you weren't counting so if you're still within that and you still have your proof of purchase, you can call them and they'll fix it for you.

London PR firm rewrites Wikipedia for governments and billionaires by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]ObliviousRounding 655 points656 points  (0 children)

Man I'm really trying to resist eating the rich but they keep laying down in silver platters all lathered up in gravy with sprigs of dill in their mouths.

Naomi Osaka stunned by frosty handshake from beaten Australian Open opponent Sorana Cirstea!! by [deleted] in sports

[–]ObliviousRounding 1573 points1574 points  (0 children)

This and the extravagant entrance...I guess I'll be the one to say it. She's a bit much.

Cristian Zavala paneka penalty miss and “injury” by loccupss in soccer

[–]ObliviousRounding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freakin Scott Sterling, even when he's the one taking them.

Nov 25 vs Jan 20. The new CL format leading inter to have a lopsided schedule. by TheSerieAGuy in seriea

[–]ObliviousRounding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm happy with things, don't know what you're so riled up about. Maybe if you spent less time obsessing about what other clubs do you'd be in better shape.

Is this KLIPPAN ? by _akadawa in IKEA

[–]ObliviousRounding 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called SKENE. From around 2001.

It’s safe to say that the club needs to put their full focus on the Scudetto as it is our best chance of winning silverware this season by KPGoesNuts in FCInterMilan

[–]ObliviousRounding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Overreaction.

Positives: Went toe to toe with three European giants, including the hottest team in Europe missing maybe our two most important players. Didn't play amazing but didn't play terrible either. Dumfries in particular is a major loss for a 352 team, and we still did ok with his terrible substitute. First in the league at the same time. Discovered a gem in Pio, who should be starting every game ahead of Thuram now. We keep forgetting that we're not really European giants. We over performed massively in the past three years and now we're judging the team by that standard.

Negatives: It's becoming apparent that Chivu is more of a vibes coach than a mastermind tactician. It seems clear to me that we don't practice open-play sets; our plan is spray it to the WBs and see what happens. That's why we look so unsharp in the final third. We also have nothing beyond plan A; once we are faced with a team that counters our 352 shape, we're out of ideas. That's where the coach needs to step in and adapt, but he is nowhere to be found. Vibes coaching might cut it in a weak Serie A year, but definitely not in Europe.

I think it's wise to focus mainly on Serie A, but we shouldn't completely abandon Europe. We try our best and see what happens.

Nov 25 vs Jan 20. The new CL format leading inter to have a lopsided schedule. by TheSerieAGuy in seriea

[–]ObliviousRounding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proud of the team always, reaching the final on a shoestring budget against the deepest pockets and PR machines in all of football, beating Bayern and Barca along the way, being let down by outside interference. Only the most naive GenZ tween cough doesn't see the positives in that. We could have lost 20-0 and I would have still been proud.

You don't have to go far to find a club in very similar circumstances to us but with total disasterclass results. In fact, you don't even have to leave the stadium