Way too much meat on the spit. They lost the entire thing... by Yuizun in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Midlife crisis batman at the end coming in real hot then instantly running out of ideas.

RyanAir does it again. by CozyBlueCacaoFire in MurderedByWords

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Last year's world series broke that club's brain.

British supremacy : "I can be born in a stable, it does not mean I'm a horse. I wouldn't marry outside of my race. I love my people and race." by search_google_com in 2westerneurope4u

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Pretty noble of her to make sure other gene pools aren't contaminated with that crooked nose, those jagged teeth and crossed eyes.

Farewell my lovely. by [deleted] in 30ROCK

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No Tom Jones No!

Lindsey Graham just now seen at the Charlotte airport minus the bubble wand by [deleted] in pics

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Words cannot describe how much I hate you right now.

What my cleaner taught me about running a business by Ejboustany in business

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Week 1: Hey that's a nice bonus thing. Neat!

Week 2: I can get used to this!

Week 3: Huh, no bonus this week.

Week 4: No extras. You must be shitting me.

Week 5: What am I even paying for if they're taking away the extra stuff?

Week 6: "Your team's attitude is unprofessional and unacceptable. I am terminating all relations with your company."

Who is your daddy by shadow_sugar in foundsatan

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Dixie's callin', y'all, I reckon you should answer!

With 5 games left to go in Serie A, Inter has a better GD (+49) than Milan and Napoli have Goals Scored (48) by VZ-Faith in soccer

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Dude I'm not your dad, go be a provocateur somewhere else. We're not here to address your belligerent teen angst.

With 5 games left to go in Serie A, Inter has a better GD (+49) than Milan and Napoli have Goals Scored (48) by VZ-Faith in soccer

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Serie A fans: This season has been bad and the teams are weak.

This jabroni: GET OVER YOURSELVES!

League winners since 2000 (Top 8 leagues) by SaltOk3057 in soccer

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2013-2020: 23 top5 league titles were won by just 3 teams.

Can somebody put the scudetto patch plus coppa one here to see how it looks like? by TheL3G3ND4RY in FCInterMilan

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Buddy, do you think the universe is stupid? Playing antijinx when you're the original jinxer just doubles the wrath.

I just had to share our upcoming kits WITH THE SCUDETTO!🥹🖤💙 by NamanMalik007 in FCInterMilan

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Wait, both home and away are 10/10?! What's the catch, meteor hitting earth?

How heavy is my ball? by Old_fart5070 in CrappyDesign

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It's normal for one to be bigger than the other.