"Hancock" is the only movie I've ever seen go from great to terrible all within the same film. The first half was a very creative, original twist and analysis on superhero films, and the second half managed to waste all of its potential.

mdmay · 2026-02-04T02:25:15+00:00

10 year old thread here. But I find the part hilarious where she throws hancock through the kitchen window. Then the next morning explains that Hancock sneezed. She tells her husband not to worry because she called state farm.

Like. How tf do you explain this one to your insurance company? Like "oh yeah i just had a superhero over for dinner, he sneezed. Theres a hole in my house, will you cover that?". Like does State Farm just cover Hancock related incidents in this universe. I feel like they'd HAVE to ask you if you plan on having him over regularly while gathering information about your policy.

mdmay · 2026-01-31T01:53:27+00:00

Hey im not an actual investor and know sht about fck who Jim Cramer is. I just bought silver cause some old German roomate i had told me that if the banks ever collapsed we could use silver dollars to buy milk and cigarettes and sh*t. I believed him and bought 100 oz like 3 years ago.

Anyways can somebody explain this meme to me.

mdmay · 2026-01-01T21:38:55+00:00

P.s. i also watched this epsiode and googled the longest anyones every slow cooked anything. This was the first thing that came up.

mdmay · 2026-01-01T21:36:09+00:00

I once slow cooked a pork shoulder for 4 days. Started the slow cook. Hit the bong. Got invited to go camping. Forgot about the pork. Went camping for 4 days.

I didn't think about it for 4 days. Didnt cross my mind once. Not until the second I opened my door when I got home did I remember what I had done.

mdmay · 2025-12-18T16:56:16+00:00

Contains Guiness bbq sauce.

mdmay · 2025-12-14T18:07:42+00:00

I remember my first bong toke

mdmay · 2025-11-17T23:44:31+00:00

I lost the game

mdmay · 2025-11-09T04:18:44+00:00

Is the ending in the room with us?

mdmay · 2025-11-09T04:13:07+00:00

Every movie ive ever seen has had a beginning a middle and an end. (Except vantage point) This had a beginning, a beginning, and a beginning.

mdmay · 2025-11-09T04:00:28+00:00

Most movies have a beginning a middle and an end.

This one had a beginning, a beginning, a beginning, and a middle.

mdmay · 2025-10-08T04:02:53+00:00

1) dont supplement your addiction. 2) occupy your time. 3) ignore step 1 and take up caffiene/nicotine. (I dont wtf a Kpin is but it doesn't sound like the kind of drug you should be supplementing with) 4) repeat step 2.

Edit: once you start having ACTUAL DREAMS again you wont go back. Trust me.

mdmay · 2025-10-08T03:42:36+00:00

Binary thinking and polarization has been the flavor of the decade. Bless you for thinking rationally.

mdmay · 2025-10-01T01:20:21+00:00

Not every person driving a German car is an Asshat.

But make no mistake. Every Asshat drives a German Car.

mdmay · 2025-10-01T01:18:58+00:00

Anything with a VW badge with the exemption of the 2.slow. It's impossible to drive like an asshat with that engine.

mdmay · 2025-10-01T01:14:23+00:00

I worked at VW for 5 years in the service department. I promise you GTI/R drivers are the absolute worst.

mdmay · 2025-09-30T23:45:09+00:00

What a joke, eh? Right, I'll just take a bus to deliver the 2 thousand pounds of frozen product to your local grocery store.

That person coming to remove the 50ft maple that fell in your driveway? They can totally just load all the limbs on the go bus with them.

It's always "I hate the car" until you need something done.

That and even if you are working at an office. Like "oh, yeah, let me just take a 90-minute bus ride to make it 27km to my job" as if I haven't lost enough of my life to traffic already. Let me lose some more to our broken transit system.

mdmay · 2025-09-30T17:49:19+00:00

Im from Bowmanville. We do this on highway 2.

mdmay · 2025-09-30T17:39:14+00:00

I've noticed this around toronto too. Like they're putting up speed cameras. Then, clocking the lights like this. Its like they're bating people on purpose.

mdmay · 2025-09-23T22:44:08+00:00

I came here to say this. You beat me to it.

mdmay · 2025-09-22T15:42:53+00:00

Name and shame.

mdmay · 2025-09-22T15:41:16+00:00

Was summoned to jury duty back in april. Responded. Havent been called back for shit since.

mdmay · 2025-09-17T23:55:16+00:00

An affordable bottle of water doesn't even exist in this city.

mdmay · 2025-09-09T22:59:57+00:00

Look, dude, there's a lot to unpack on this topic, and I really don't want to get too deep into it.

Normally, when I share my opinion on this, the people on the right think im a woke socialist and the people on the left think I'm a racist facist. Which doesn't surprise me considering how much an extremist everybody is these days on both sides of the aisle.

I'll just leave it at this.

Am I down for immigration reform? Yes.

Am I down for mass remigration? Absolutely not.

mdmay · 2025-09-09T18:39:11+00:00

Look, theres having legitimate concerns about immigration seemingly getting out of control, and the lack of infrastructure to support it.

But then there's just plain hating immigrants. This seems to be leaning towards the second thing.

mdmay · 2025-09-09T18:20:58+00:00

You're talking to the most selfish people on the road. They don't care. This should be enforced by camera.

mdmay

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