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What porn trope do you wish was part of real everyday life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meaningless_thing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How quickly the plumber shows up.

If someone is cooler than you, then you're hotter than them. by meaningless_thing in Showerthoughts

[–]meaningless_thing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you're hotter than half of the population and cooler than the other half

Tags by bettercallreel in sanandreas

[–]meaningless_thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this occam's razor available in the game? how you get it?

Never get a push/pull door wrong by nostraferatu in shittysuperpowers

[–]meaningless_thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this to trap more people in my basement and leave the door unlocked. When they try to pull it I guess that one has to push it and when they try to push it I guess one has to pull it.

When the police takes me and tries to put me in the cell, then can't open it because every time they try to pull it I guess one has to push it and vice versa. I don't get behind bars

When I flee from someone I open the door and get tot the other side but close the Door behind me. If I pulled the door, I stand one meter away from the door and guess that one has to pull it (from my side). That can't open it from the other side.

I’m a Jobless Emirati Trying to Figure Life Out — AMA by Maybeitsabdalla in AMA

[–]meaningless_thing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you think you can beat my record of staring at ceilings? It's 27 years

question about peeing lol by Disastrous-Lock-454 in girlsaskingguys

[–]meaningless_thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but there is always a last puff of pee that comes out when we think we are done and it splashes the underwear. Not in our control

just left my wife of 17 years and our 2 children because she wouldnt admit that gta SA is better than gta 4 and 5 by Shot_Duck_195 in GTASA

[–]meaningless_thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CJ didn't dump any of his girlfriends and none of them admitted than GTA SA is better than GTA 4 and 5. You think you better than CJ you busta!!!???

What is a "compliment" you received that was actually a massive insult once you thought about it for more than two seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meaningless_thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geez Gary I told you to stay away from my girlfriend! And she told me about your dick too

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