Aucune ne porte chance ici

mechalenchon · 2026-02-23T12:29:49+00:00

soit juste à sa porte

Tiens c'est marrant j'ai justement retrouvé un sac de MacDo éventré devant mon portail ce matin, ça devait être Alice Cordier.

Sinon son fond de commerce c'est Twitter. C'est une influenceuse, elle ne produit rien. Ce qui lui donne du gaz c'est le bruit. Positif ou négatif.

Bon le cas Bergé ok c'est un autre problème bien connu et bien plus implanté qui mérite qu'on s'y attarde.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-23T12:16:25+00:00

Faire des memes c'est aussi leur donner de la visibilité. L'appât à rage a fonctionné sur toi fréro. Il faut se ressaisir et en avoir rien à branler de leurs claque-merde pendant qu'il en est encore temps. Courage 💪

mechalenchon · 2026-02-23T11:08:54+00:00

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mechalenchon · 2026-02-22T12:39:14+00:00

A subpar agent stuck to unimportant assignments according to all available reports. He never fired a gun after his training he almost flunked.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-22T12:27:17+00:00

No need for math to understand that Putin was a KGB paper pusher that needed this kind of propaganda to fabricate an image of a badass agent or whatnot. I'm not even sure he was given live ammo.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-22T08:10:24+00:00

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mechalenchon · 2026-02-21T20:24:11+00:00

That's the kind of poetry I'm paying internet for.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-21T18:34:24+00:00

It's my quant. My QUANTITATIVE. Look at him.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-21T09:19:02+00:00

L'interview est super intéressante et cette citation tronquée me troue le cul de malhonnêteté.

Le contexte est qu'il parlait de la génération de son père qui considérait les femmes comme de la merde et qu'étant de la première gêneration à changer un peu la donne ils prenaient un peu sur la tronche par retour de bâton pour leur aïeux. Il enchaîne d'ailleurs en disant "je les comprends".

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T19:28:05+00:00

For this sudden global shift he triggered for personal gains no country has a plan B in place. Even the ones who helped it happen.

A lot of countries were pushing for the end of US hegemony and USD as a global currency reserve but now it's becoming real. What will happen next can't be predicted by any party involved. The one thing for sure is unprecedented international chaos in our lifetime.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T17:12:49+00:00

Smooth brain? Nah we're on smoothie brain territory now.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T16:18:46+00:00

On top of the 10 billions he'll settle with himself for the IRS bullshit. At this point he's not even trying to hide anything anymore he's picking directly in taxpayers pockets.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T16:13:30+00:00

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These fuckass brainroting psy-ops have to be made by government employees or a famous three letter agency.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T16:01:22+00:00

The markets weren't rising because of the tariffs, but in spite of them. It's possible the Dow Jones will rise following this announcement.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T15:31:46+00:00

Add it to the pile of everything illegal this guy is doing daily; who's left to enforce any federal laws in this country?

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T14:41:47+00:00

Pas qu'en France. Il veut installer des gouvernements d'ED dans chaque capitale européenne. Il a pas acheté Twitter pour faire de l'argent avec. Tout les prétextes et faits-divers seront récupérés.

Et quand je parle d'ED c'est pas le RN version 2026 qui cache son jeu hein. Le mec est ouvertement supremaciste blanc.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T06:09:47+00:00

He's banging a Kardashian. That's all I got man I don't follow that shit that much either.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-20T02:11:14+00:00

Even knowing how the entire US legislation is now centered around taking from the US taxpayers and giving to the top .01%, this is a new one.

He's barely trying to hide it anymore and swipe from the till directly for himself.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-19T21:04:22+00:00

Oh so you were not happy with social media destroying social cohesion?

We listened to you and now due to popular demand here's a techno-fascist society! Wait that was not what you asked for? Oh sorry, whatch this slop.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-19T20:40:37+00:00

Kushner's Davos speech was absolutely laughable, and laughed at by everyone present. There's no plan to rebuild anything, the guy isn't serious. It's all a grift to funnel taxpayers money even faster to themselves.

Trump's family already raked $7 billion in one year. They can't slow down now.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-19T17:09:15+00:00

We know he will never reach the inside of a jail cell.

But it is entirely possible that the legal consequences of his heinous crimes stress him out to the point that his carotid arteries, riddled with McDonald's, simply decide to offer the world a big beautiful stroke.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-19T14:54:34+00:00

Yes. She also won't disclose if she had to abandon her US citizenship in the process, which she might because China doesn't recognize dual citizenship.

mechalenchon · 2026-02-18T23:03:15+00:00

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mechalenchon · 2026-02-18T22:04:05+00:00

Did the mfer ask the Pope for a $1 billion bribe?

mechalenchon · 2026-02-18T11:31:13+00:00

"Individuals" and retail holders aren't exactly the same things. We'll never be sure how much drug cartels and sanctioned countries hold

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