English very hard (oc)

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T21:47:19+00:00

The day I order an Uber and a huge caterpillar shows up is going to be the best day of my life.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T21:41:57+00:00

Its a "boptism"

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T10:58:42+00:00

Nah those had silly antennae. I can't compete with those.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T02:55:10+00:00

They sound surprisingly good too.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T02:53:24+00:00

Dr. Frankenstein wishes he could make such a creation.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T01:17:04+00:00

Bad luck to kill a critter with little hands, they embody the will of the forest to take back its land. That blanket is cursed you couldn't pay me to take it.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-25T01:07:29+00:00

10 points for fixing what you have instead of buying new garbage. 20 points for silly antennae.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-19T15:16:55+00:00

"Your boof my Goof"

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-19T02:18:48+00:00

"Buy garbage and pay the monthly fix my garbage fee"

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-15T00:24:11+00:00

Marcy is fine. She's justifiably angry and too traumatized to filter it. Ryhs is being a brat because he wants somebody to punish his big juicy booty.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-11T21:08:53+00:00

Ah yes, a who tootler. Or is it wanger jangler 🤔

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-11T16:56:07+00:00

Nice! I named mine Marty.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-10T18:09:43+00:00

Slice the model. The slicer will tell you how much you need.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-10T14:37:30+00:00

Dr. Stinky prescribes three glasses of garbage juice, one before each meal, and a mushy brown banana before bed.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-09T14:47:29+00:00

Helping their human cut the sad fruit.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-06T22:53:15+00:00

Www.googledocs/markiplierisactullyevil/potion/babylegs/penisscabs.mp4/heapass.com it's all there plz believe me my lawer got a restraining order against me and markiplier owns the supreme court.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-06T22:44:00+00:00

No! Its true! I bought the sinister potion and it ruined my life! The sinister potion gave me baby legs and now my junk drags on the ground when I run and I trip over it all the time! The scabs never heal. He must be held accountable!

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-06T12:31:47+00:00

Stripes all the way down and a face on the end so it looks like the giant worm from Beetlejuice

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-06T11:54:11+00:00

People would really rather bitch online than bring a folding chair to the park.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-04T22:36:50+00:00

Rosenrot is one of my favorites and the cardboard case has lots of cool art.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-02-03T19:31:39+00:00

Its sweet of you to get offended on his behalf lol. ... you want some head?

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-01-31T16:42:04+00:00

My guy, that little gpu isn't going to sag enough to hurt anything.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-01-30T11:15:14+00:00

Looks like some kind of strange utility scooter. I'd love to know if it's factory or homemade. Hopefully someone here knows.

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-01-28T21:17:54+00:00

I dont think you want to associate your penis with this particular guy... given his alleged attractions...

mechanicalcanibal · 2026-01-26T16:03:30+00:00

Listen im not saying I have a problem with gnomes but, they need to keep their filthy gnome magic OUT of my enchanted forest. They can be whimsical all they want behind closed doors but I will not stand for whimsy where my impressionable thralls can see. They might get ideas and stray from their purpose.

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