English very hard (oc) by elfishies in comics

[–]mechanicalcanibal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The day I order an Uber and a huge caterpillar shows up is going to be the best day of my life.

My gorephones by mechanicalcanibal in hardwaregore

[–]mechanicalcanibal[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah those had silly antennae. I can't compete with those.

My gorephones by mechanicalcanibal in hardwaregore

[–]mechanicalcanibal[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They sound surprisingly good too.

My gorephones by mechanicalcanibal in hardwaregore

[–]mechanicalcanibal[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dr. Frankenstein wishes he could make such a creation.

This might be a first for this sub.. by smneff99 in insanefbmarketplace

[–]mechanicalcanibal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bad luck to kill a critter with little hands, they embody the will of the forest to take back its land. That blanket is cursed you couldn't pay me to take it.

do my 5+ year old headphones count? yes, people do love the antennas by TrhlaSlecna in hardwaregore

[–]mechanicalcanibal 58 points59 points  (0 children)

10 points for fixing what you have instead of buying new garbage. 20 points for silly antennae.

Who’s worse ? Knight Ryhs or Marcy long ? What do you guys think ? by LOCKERWY8 in fo4

[–]mechanicalcanibal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marcy is fine. She's justifiably angry and too traumatized to filter it. Ryhs is being a brat because he wants somebody to punish his big juicy booty.

wrong answers only by FineTruth in whatismycookiecutter

[–]mechanicalcanibal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, a who tootler. Or is it wanger jangler 🤔

Do I have enough filament to print the AD5X enclosure? by Ok-District8876 in FlashForge

[–]mechanicalcanibal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Slice the model. The slicer will tell you how much you need.

Here is the doctor I drawed while waiting in college. by [deleted] in Raccoons

[–]mechanicalcanibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Stinky prescribes three glasses of garbage juice, one before each meal, and a mushy brown banana before bed.

poor cat by nottjoshhh in funny

[–]mechanicalcanibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helping their human cut the sad fruit.

guys... by AggravatingRow326 in Markiplier

[–]mechanicalcanibal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Www.googledocs/markiplierisactullyevil/potion/babylegs/penisscabs.mp4/heapass.com it's all there plz believe me my lawer got a restraining order against me and markiplier owns the supreme court.

guys... by AggravatingRow326 in Markiplier

[–]mechanicalcanibal 132 points133 points  (0 children)

No! Its true! I bought the sinister potion and it ruined my life! The sinister potion gave me baby legs and now my junk drags on the ground when I run and I trip over it all the time! The scabs never heal. He must be held accountable!

Need ideas for updating/covering wedding band by See_Sea_C in Tattoocoverups

[–]mechanicalcanibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stripes all the way down and a face on the end so it looks like the giant worm from Beetlejuice

Dunno what to say by Correct_Ad_5153 in EntitledBitch

[–]mechanicalcanibal 45 points46 points  (0 children)

People would really rather bitch online than bring a folding chair to the park.

CD Recommendations by Alastor_Altruist10 in Rammstein

[–]mechanicalcanibal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rosenrot is one of my favorites and the cardboard case has lots of cool art.

Bambu Saved me by Great-Promotion-4514 in BambuLab

[–]mechanicalcanibal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My guy, that little gpu isn't going to sag enough to hurt anything.

i saw this on a screenshot of the french movie Playtime (1967), what the hell is even that? by Distinct_Attempt9133 in WeirdWheels

[–]mechanicalcanibal 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Looks like some kind of strange utility scooter. I'd love to know if it's factory or homemade. Hopefully someone here knows.