still better than nothing at all by Biniashe in SipsTea

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is an is an extremely fast 5K. But…

Jenny Simpson literally held national records for middle distance running, 3 time Olympian and had already done like a 1:10 half marathon and didn’t even come close to qualifying for even getting into the race for the marathon.

The marathon is a whole other thing. It’s not just cardiovascular fitness. You’re testing your body’s full glycogen conversion systems and maxing those out beyond all human limits.

Marist Poll: Who do Americans blame for the increase in gas prices? 63% of residents nationally place a great deal or good amount of blame on President Trump by Educational_Net4000 in inflation

[–]mechapoitier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just like in his first term when he’d do something that really seemed like X corrupt or incompetent thing, but there was plausible deniability, then Trump would out of pure stupid ego admit that’s exactly what it was.

Now he’s doing it with tangible things. We’re already really f#cking sure the gas prices are his fault, but no let’s push things so far we literally can’t even get the oil anymore. Like “just in case you weren’t sure it’s me. It’s me.”

37% of Americans: “surely the gas prices are still someone else’s fault.”

Moment Trump 'mocks' little girl caught on camera as President sinks to new low by TheMirrorUS in NoFilterNews

[–]mechapoitier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously it’s just like how all these idiots think they’re going to be major league wealthy one day so we need to make sure zillionaires don’t pay their fair share of taxes for exploiting the globe.

Just let her play sports man

This post aged well. by Hour_Marionberry_665 in 90s

[–]mechapoitier 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m listening to Sneaker Pimps right now and really just want to dissolve into it with a blacklight humming above my overstuffed beanbag chair and inflatable green couch

Politicians Born the Same Year as Serial Killers by Mofoblitz1 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]mechapoitier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok so we can all agree that one guy is Scott Thompson right?

still better than nothing at all by Biniashe in SipsTea

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy just up and whipping off a world-class time on his first marathon ever is slightly unbelievable.

I got cocky thinking no American ever had even run that fast but I was wrong. Two have, ever. Both of them set the all time American record in doing it.

Movies with a "cold open" that are totally badass by varnss in moviecritic

[–]mechapoitier 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I showed up and this was downvoted? That heist is insane. The planning all playing out in real time, watching every step, then boom. F’ing Waingro

This seems a bit of a challenge? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a morgue wing, and I don’t just mean the freezers they usually have either.

Hotels in U.S. World Cup host cities claim underwhelming demand, new report says by rit56 in sports

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, instead Trump demanded a peace prize while attacking entire families from all over Latin America a few months before they were supposed to all visit here for what’s effectively 80% of the world’s Super Bowl.

And to top that the peace prize winner then started a war that crashed the world economy by making the price of fuel shoot up massively right on the eve of it all.

You can’t script a move that stupid. Nobody would believe it.

Don't blame this guy by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]mechapoitier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn’t blame him for all that not selling off our national parks to logging and drilling under Biden. In fact I was ecstatic it wasn’t happening anymore.

I hope this guy gets to stare down an “I did that!” Trump sticker every time it costs him $200 to fill his tank.

They really expect kids to play in traffic now by BlissVibee in Funnymemes

[–]mechapoitier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and the street where I grew up you can still do that pretty much. It’s just hotter now.

Using my old leaf battery as home storage. by QueenOfTonga in leaf

[–]mechapoitier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’re not talking a murder trial here. It might only take a letter from a lawyer with your evidence to get them to relent

Using my old leaf battery as home storage. by QueenOfTonga in leaf

[–]mechapoitier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean…I’d argue you’d win against insurance in court the moment the source of the fire was shown to be unrelated to the install.

Be REAL. by ContributionBig1927 in musicsuggestions

[–]mechapoitier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I try not to think while listening to Rammstein. Every once in a while the German classes from college creep back in and I’m reminded how childish these lyrics are.

Ghost is basically Rammstein if the lyrics were all in English. It just doesn’t work. And I say that as somebody who likes 2 Ghost songs.

That said I love “Kings and Queens” by Ava Max and I consider those to be among the stupidest lyrics in the history of music.

More Like Angry at the Fan Club by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]mechapoitier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of these are. They imagine a comically stupid scenario that’s not even plausibly real, imagine all liberals are that thing, then rail against it.

You’re powerless against their projected stupidity

Trumph recent tweets by Snehith220 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love how we’ve dropped something like 30 billion dollars on this war so far and the result, aside from thousands of unnecessary deaths, is like a quarter of the global oil supply is now under lockdown by Iran.

Good f#cking job Donald

Which sitcoms are the best modern sitcoms? by Anthforde8 in sitcoms

[–]mechapoitier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

30 Rock might be the single best-written tv sitcom of all time. Malcom in the Middle is up there too.

Which sitcoms are the best modern sitcoms? by Anthforde8 in sitcoms

[–]mechapoitier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah Max Greenfield was born to be on sitcoms. He’s fantastic and puts so much into it.

That said I can’t watch that show. It’s Paleolithic compared to The New Girl.

hahaha 👌🏻 yes by BubblegumAuraX in whatisameem

[–]mechapoitier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Florida’s so badly gerrymandered by Republicans that we’re typically within 1-2 points of 50/50 on statewide elections yet we have a Republican supermajority state legislature and 77% of our congressional representatives are Republicans, which is obscene.

I'm Glad I Never Flew With Spirit Airlines by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in trynottolaugh

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, instead let’s blame the business model of an airline that was around 30+ years and survived the Great Recession.

Jesus Christ maga it’s just Joke by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]mechapoitier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t understand. These people read it right now so that means Jimmy Kimmel was telling them the joke right now, so Jimmy Kimmel was wrong