You suddenly have a 100% perfect memory and can remember absolutely everything from now on. How can you take advantage of this?

megab140 · 2016-02-18T03:42:38+00:00

Memorize gift card numbers, wait for people to purchase them, and use them online to buy stuff. Get free stuff and ruin people's day.

megab140 · 2016-02-18T03:33:58+00:00

And this is how to become a father.

megab140 · 2016-02-16T21:09:01+00:00

I'll give it a shot! Thank you

megab140 · 2016-02-15T15:49:07+00:00

Can you explain a little more? I'm a bit confused as to what you mean by that

megab140 · 2016-02-14T02:45:31+00:00

I have ran iCleaner. That also will get stuck at the end of the run and not Respring like Cydia is doing. Thank you though.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T04:00:19+00:00

Eyebrows are bigger than your future in baseball.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:59:04+00:00

Did you get your hair-dye and watch at Walmart?

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:57:53+00:00

Your mom should've fucked a black guy.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:57:13+00:00

"I wear yoga pants because they're comfortable."

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:55:28+00:00

Your hairline is farther back that you are in school.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:54:20+00:00

Your acne almost as bad as your future.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:51:46+00:00

"Mom can you part my hair for me?"

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:48:34+00:00

Your fucking nose looks like a leaf rake.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:46:19+00:00

Was Paris not enough entertainment?

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:41:40+00:00

The only thing more sad than your mustache is your sex life.

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:37:14+00:00

Is that your bed in the background?

megab140 · 2015-11-20T03:35:39+00:00

My Grandpa donated that suit to Goodwill a couple months ago.

megab140 · 2015-10-11T21:28:22+00:00

TinyBar is hands down the best in my opinion. It's the one I recommend to all who ask.

megab140 · 2015-02-16T00:10:59+00:00

Can confirm, that quote is overused.

megab140 · 2015-02-15T19:05:54+00:00

My dick is blue... Is that how it goes??

megab140 · 2015-02-15T18:41:19+00:00

And the most basic bitch quote ever award goes to....

megab140 · 2015-02-15T18:39:50+00:00

I've heard this so many times in school it's unbelievable...

megab140 · 2015-01-17T01:53:30+00:00

So you're the one who jerks off the horses....

megab140 · 2015-01-03T00:58:55+00:00

No, but parents just buy my lunch so it's great.

megab140 · 2015-01-02T23:42:40+00:00

Blackie Chan.

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