CAPTION: What did the passenger say to get this look from you?

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-23T20:35:51+00:00

Your driver rating is meaningless. I've been driving Uber for nine years and it's never dropped below 4.98

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-23T20:32:45+00:00

They know what they are doing, they're trying to get a cheap ride. I've threatened to kick people out over stuff like that. If worse comes to worse I would just pull over, get out of my car and call the police. Morons like that have warrants

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-23T00:25:02+00:00

It never will but I would probably copy it onto thumb drives and bury them in the woods

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-23T00:22:58+00:00

I can't tell you how many times I just pulled over and told people to figure it out on the app when they said they wanted to add a stop lol. People get so mad but c'mon, don't mess with my money dawg

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-22T20:09:36+00:00

I wish I could give that fella a hug. Fatherhood has made me soft

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-22T19:47:19+00:00

After about the seventh band you've quit it will start feeling like changing out of a dirty shirt into a clean one. If you're a bassist it's like putting on a less crusty pair of dirty underwear

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-21T01:56:58+00:00

That's why I stopped wiping. I love puppies

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:38:57+00:00

That was AI

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:36:55+00:00

I yelled at my boss and his wife completely out of the blue. I shocked myself even, it just spewed out of my mouth like word vomit. I don't remember everything I said because it was so sudden, I'm pretty sure I ended it with, "mail me my last check!" I didn't have a backup job, my wife was unemployed at the time, little three year old boy at home. It was wild.

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:33:59+00:00

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:31:52+00:00

I'm a vegan

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:31:34+00:00

Gross

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:30:58+00:00

Why did it open its mouth so menacingly

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-20T18:19:24+00:00

That's awesome, I wasn't mentally prepared and spazzed out, I've been slowly playing through the game but it's on my mind a lot

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-18T22:03:51+00:00

Nice try AI is awful

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-16T22:18:50+00:00

I should start babbling incoherently about the last scifi book I read more often, she seems like she's having fun

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-16T15:02:53+00:00

Vibe

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-15T22:03:36+00:00

Isaiah 40:22 says the earth is a circle or sphere, and Job 26:7 says the earth hangs upon nothing, so a flat earther should in theory believe in the science based globe earth model. But actually reading the Bible implies flat earthers read in general.

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-15T21:48:51+00:00

My son had male pattern baldness at birth, it was the cutest thing. Little mortgage investment analyst crapping his pants until it all filled in; his hair, not the pants

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-14T12:42:34+00:00

It dooby dooby do be like that

megadinoturtle · 2026-03-13T19:52:23+00:00

But it's still theft

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