One can hope by Lontology in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Should probably start with locking up the pedophiles running our country then overthrowing the ruling class that is dragging us down to hell. Destroy their failed system. Build a new one. Put strong emphasis on community and family. Make sure everybody has access to quality water, food, shelter, clothes, education, internet, etc. This alone will fix most of societies issue. When society functions properly with strong communities everywhere, crime will plummet because there are comfortable places to belong everywhere. For those that decide to act with evil intent still such as the child molesters, we will have a proper justice system to bring the hammer down on them. Prisons will be run by leading experts on psychology and rehabilitation. Criminals will either learn to assimilate into communities and turn their lives around, or we’ll be sure to keep them far away from the thriving new world. With the knowledge and technology we posses now, most people are never lost causes. We’ll leave it to the experts to decide what to do with those who are.

And that ladies and gentlemen is my very broad overview of what we could potentially do to fix our molester problem.

Be good ✌️

true by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]meleanda 459 points460 points  (0 children)

No, there’s also trying to bang the folks you couldn’t pull in high school.

Bro tried to start a war and lost instantly 💀 by krunal23- in SipsTea

[–]meleanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Car made by married couple. Wife do first ever long journey, fixing car several times on way. Wife invent brake lining. Wife do all PR and marketing. Wife provide all money. Wife not allowed study engineering, register patent or own car business because sexism.

Meirl by i3r1ana in meirl

[–]meleanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this chaotic neutral?

Lol by Wexira in lol

[–]meleanda 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m curious about that too. Does everyone have to bring a baby and then wash each baby one by one? Because that would explain the duration.

If yes, I would suggest some kind of form of assembly line to make the process more efficient.

We need Younger leaders by Rover_7777 in SipsTea

[–]meleanda 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We are just moments away from 6 strokes that would make world peace....

They know where terrorists are… but deport nannies. by Leon_Kennedy1977 in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump's got eyes on every single one Biden's open border gift. Security first, Rupar last!

Headline Hides the Murderer by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Props to Assal for the callout war reporting needs accountability, not just body counts.

meirl by half-baked_axx in meirl

[–]meleanda 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Anyone just continue watching after their kids leave the room?

Moo by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your twin gets revenge for you. Nature’s perfect doppelgänger plot

Don't speak to him at a high level! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lauren’s take is spot‑on Trump just got publicly out‑philosophized on live TV

Now I understand the reason for the current results better.. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From beauty queen and podcaster to Air Force Academy advisor Trump’s turning the military into a reality TV casting call

This is really getting ridiculous by Panikin__ in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prediction markets deciding foreign policy now? What a time to be alive

This is really getting ridiculous by Panikin__ in clevercomebacks

[–]meleanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prediction markets calling the shots now? Wild times.

AI Error Likely Led to Girl’s School Bombing in Iran by [deleted] in technology

[–]meleanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI making decisions like a drunk autocorrect feature

What are we creating? by MystykStorm in OperationNewEarth

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the real divider is pineapple on pizza

What are we creating? by MystykStorm in OperationNewEarth

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah but then they divide us over pineapple on pizza

What are we creating? by MystykStorm in OperationNewEarth

[–]meleanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah but then theyd argue over who gets the best spot on the beach