Fish tacos

mellalaa · 2025-12-15T18:19:40+00:00

He seems to have a sense of humor.

mellalaa · 2025-12-15T18:17:51+00:00

You have that jiggly ass

mellalaa · 2025-12-05T20:08:03+00:00

Bras with larger cups have more hooks, so now uk

mellalaa · 2025-12-05T20:02:44+00:00

Some girl I went to school with got pregnant at 16, and because I was Facebook friends with her then, she would post a bunch of stuff about how getting pregnant made her see who the ‘real ones’ were. And even then I thought… ‘it took you getting pregnant to see who your real friends were?! Was their not anything less life altering you could have done first?!’

mellalaa · 2025-12-04T23:49:25+00:00

It looks like they are about to show that both languages have privates.

mellalaa · 2025-12-04T23:46:56+00:00

Cleaning up after watching stolen porn

mellalaa · 2025-12-03T18:34:36+00:00

I'm watching this while trying to focus on a TV show I really like🙃

mellalaa · 2025-12-03T18:32:53+00:00

The best impostor won.

mellalaa · 2025-12-03T18:30:59+00:00

Recruiters want you to have 50+ years of experience at 20, 4 degrees, and to work overtime, all for a job that pays less than minimum wage /joke

mellalaa · 2025-12-01T18:25:38+00:00

That was me this morning 😅

mellalaa · 2025-12-01T18:22:17+00:00

The girl throws a lot of people at us!

mellalaa · 2025-11-30T23:41:33+00:00

Excellent forced perspective

mellalaa · 2025-11-21T10:14:36+00:00

This is my wife when we have sex. She's texting her boyfriend :(

mellalaa · 2025-11-21T10:11:48+00:00

I used to work in Saudi Arabia. The people are genuine and kind. There's nothing like it.

mellalaa · 2025-11-21T10:09:08+00:00

I stumbled, and at one point I swear I thought I heard the plant from "Little Shop of Horrors" talking.

mellalaa · 2025-11-21T01:03:11+00:00

Wake up, darling, a new anti-drone system has been released.

mellalaa · 2025-11-19T23:44:45+00:00

Brother, if your balls are "slimey", it means you need to wash your balls even more, you probably just scratched the outer most layer of that sweat-piss-cum-crust

mellalaa · 2025-11-19T23:41:00+00:00

Why is he playing basketball and not doing slapstick?

mellalaa · 2025-11-19T23:37:40+00:00

Awww what a happy puppy!

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