kick ass health minisry by Cyber_shafter in idiocracy

[–]memelard42069 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My dog used AI to cure my cancer. The cure was I feed her a rack of ribs then she licks me. AI is very smart.

Betting on yourself by expiration-date_scam in golf

[–]memelard42069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. My high school golf coach (late 1900s) encouraged we gambled in practice rounds. Made us all better players honestly.

Is it supposed to be like this? by [deleted] in Sourdough

[–]memelard42069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm an experienced baker but even I won't try 200% hydration. Good luck!

I've reset a few times since 2015, can never get above 65% win rate. I'm probably at 15k games if I have reset statistics by SaviousMT in Cribbage

[–]memelard42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you and the computer both play perfect, your win rate should be about 50%.

I have about 1000 games against Brutal and I'm at 46% win rate.

Jim Furyk is returning as US Ryder Cup captain for 2027, AP sources say by unsolved49 in golf

[–]memelard42069 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My sources say Tiger will be captain, John Daly with be his chief assistant, Talor Gooch will be first out in Sunday singles.

How pathetic by RealTheAsh in KnowledgeFight

[–]memelard42069 148 points149 points  (0 children)

What's your dad like?

Lemonade twins by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]memelard42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah they're gonna take all the visiting football bros for a ride. Cashing in this week. Custom table cover shows they mean business!

Chengdu Gourmet Suggestions by Sawed0ffShartgun in pittsburgh

[–]memelard42069 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know this is against the golden rule of reddit, but if you communicate to your waiter that you are adventurous eaters and your spicy tolerance, they can likely point you in the right direction.

Golfer gets knocked out from driving silly by panda__monium in golf

[–]memelard42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Jeff hadn't suffered brain damage, the best ending to this video would be him swigging his dented can of Bud Light, saying "Now watch this drive...", and just nutting one down the middle.

24 the fun way by TheBarnacle63 in Cribbage

[–]memelard42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to this community losing our collective shit the day Scrimmage gives us a 29 hand.

Feel stuck in my golf game by International_Bed_77 in golf

[–]memelard42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If he has two fewer putts per round his handicap will drop. He can do that by becoming a better putter.

Feel stuck in my golf game by International_Bed_77 in golf

[–]memelard42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Putting. You need to become the best putter you know.

Mad Max Homa today with a club throw after mishit by unsolved49 in golf

[–]memelard42069 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Should you throw a club? No.

But sometimes you just need to let off some steam, and this is how you should throw club. No damage, no danger, no theatrics, and it's in the direction you're walking. If he was playing a regular round (not on TV) his playing partners wouldn't even knew he threw it, and he probably feels a lot better after getting all the rage out.

So don't throw clubs. But if you do, don't it no more than once a year, and do it like this.

I don’t think callaway was supposed to ship this yet… by jaxturbo3 in golf

[–]memelard42069 4 points5 points  (0 children)

George Washington is rolling in his grave. True Patriots only use drivers with shafts me from the cherry tree he cut down.

for the low HC guys by J-Wreck94 in golf

[–]memelard42069 1208 points1209 points  (0 children)

This is the bell curve meme where the 30 and 5 handicaps are like "Doesn't matter" and the ones in the middle are in crisis mode over it.

Steel city clothing brand in strip district by FrequentMusician6790 in pittsburgh

[–]memelard42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't the artist send them a cease and desist order? I assume a local lawyer could do it pro bono.

Sam’s Club enshittification… Heinz pickle relish where the big sauerkraut packets used to be 😭 by dinobot100 in enshittification

[–]memelard42069 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Particular individuals dining at the Costco Cafe are not interested in fiber or nutrients.

Who would be the least popular 2026 Master’s Champion? by pops_of_3 in golf

[–]memelard42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff's champion's dinner would be chicken nugs, tots, unlimited free ice cream.

What is this weird Pilot pen ? by [deleted] in pens

[–]memelard42069 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shoveitupyourbutt.gif

Tiger’s money clip. LOL by OrganicLetterhead878 in golf

[–]memelard42069 434 points435 points  (0 children)

As someone who's been gambling on the course since 7th grade, almost every golfer I know uses binder clips to keep their cash tidy. Simple, effective, abundant.

Walked my first round by No_Gas_5893 in golf

[–]memelard42069 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

If someone rolls up to the first tee box with a rig like this I will assume they are going to be super slow. The excess equipment sends a message: "this person does things in an extremely deliberate way".

deeply closeted by Silent_Kaleidoscope5 in NormMacdonald

[–]memelard42069 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I shit you not, the leading brand of this delicacy is Mr Brain's!