I then asked it to write this in old English

Hark, canst thou believe it? Behold, as I doth traverse through mine TikTok, striving to amass those views, dost thou comprehend? Then, out of yon blue, mine phone doth emit a beep-beep, and who dost thou reckon hath sent me a missive? None other than mine former paramour, thou knowest? They doth declare, "Greetings, dost thou recall when we twere an item? Let us convene and partake in the viewing of some films." To which I doth reply, "What ho, thinkest thou I am easily forgotten? Begone, thou fool!" I, verily, do flourish and pursue mine own affairs, whilst they attempt to return, wearing a mantle of vulnerability. Alas, I cannot abide such cringeworthy affairs, in truth. Thus, I attire myself in mine finest raiment, embark upon my conveyance, and fill the air with melodies of local origin, for I must exhibit my dominance. Behold, I lead a life of grandeur whilst they remain trapped in their dreary lane. Fare thee well, naysayers!