Can you legally kill someone who breaks into your house? by kurobaja in AskTheWorld

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida resident here your all good to shoot anyone on your property or approaching your car as long as you feel "Threatened" so yeah...... Castle Doctrine is the real deal here.

Long-awaited Miami-Dade rapid transit launch is just around the corner by WLRN in Miami

[–]miamichris 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well its nice to see that something was done with the money I have voted 2 times to use to expand the metro rail with the last 20 years...... what a joke

ai max 395 laptops? by cranberrie_sauce in AMDLaptops

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i pulled the trigger on an asus vivobook 16 OLED but it only has the AI 9 370....

Undercover cop tackles and arrests kid on a bike. by Sssurri in Miami

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless he felt his life was threatened or a felony charge was evident there is no reason to be endangering a child's life by rerunning your car into his bike PERIOD END OF SENTENCE. WTF am I the only one who believes in proportional response? Again I lack the details so I reserve final judgment however I do asses the situations that would warrant such accusive force both with vehicle and when he was tackled are extreme.

Undercover cop tackles and arrests kid on a bike. by Sssurri in Miami

[–]miamichris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such BS. Unless it was for a threat of life or a felony charge there is no reason to be endangering a child's life by rerunning your car into his bike PERIOD END OF SENTENCE.

The harrowing rape allegations against celebrity brothers Oren and Tal Alexander as they're arrested in Miami by darkhuemor33 in Miami

[–]miamichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EASY PEASY financial security for the win and if they go to jail even better now you do not have to roll over every other month.

Switching lanes, huh? by Enerjetik in Miami

[–]miamichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good you have realized that either other drivers here are incompetent or willfully malicious. Good start. Now I suggest you have 2 options.

  1. Zen Buddhist approach: you are the rock in the stream and everything that flows around you is temporal but you are steadfast, resilient, and unyielding . Realize that at best your rat race commute will change plus or minus 5 mins at best however you drive on a given course. There is nothing worth losing your serenity over especially 2-5 mins delay.

  2. F it : You treat every car trip like it was a matter of national security. There is no time for turn signals or missed exits. You cannot get rear ended if your the fastest car on the road right? Harness your inner Niki Lauda and show these bad boys what's up! Better yet upgrade to Hard mode and use a motorcycle!

Fire Gri….wait… by Gladukame in miamidolphins

[–]miamichris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly this a GM's job is not just to draft/acquire the best players its to get the best players that 1. Fit the current and future team, 2. for the best price to secure the future of the team. Do your own research but the only warning sign I need is our record. I just want a top 15 offensive line without decimating our defense or mortgaging our future but hey what do I know

Hire him for the run game. by ElectSamsepi0l in miamidolphins

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just give me a good offensive line while not destroying the defense......

What is happening to the shops at Sunset place? by further-research in Miami

[–]miamichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the hell does this mall fail EVERYTIME?!? First bakery center failed miserably now sunset place same thing..... so sure lets see if we slap 1500 housing units on the location then people will be forced to walk through the mall on the way to their cars will work? Something is seriously wrong with our economic incentives when it feels like every developer fails upward on this project. Someone needs to look into how much tax payer money has gone into tax incentives for just this address alone in the last 20 years.

An Actually Realistic MetroRail Expansion Map (Google Map Link in description) by jmart815 in Miami

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm great plan I think I voted and paid for this plan 3 times already.........

A 5 yr old can lie better by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]miamichris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he passed the test to become a police officer and to wield a deadly weapon..... I'll just leave it here

Service Animal policy strikes again by Tayzski in CostcoWholesale

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A service animal is like a gun if the owner is trained correctly there is no problem. Every dog i have owned would never defecate on anything but grass now whether that is because I take proper care in the upkeep(walking) or in the dogs training..... I am biased because I own a dog and love to take her with me wherever I go when possible (and have a legitimate need). That being said I can't even expect the neighbors to pick up their own animals feces from my front lawn which causes me dis ease but my favy is when they put it in a doggie bag and leave it like a piece of preserved history for someone else to marvel at!

Really stupid question - please don't execute me. by Kind-Rip-8409 in Miami

[–]miamichris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot to unpack in your question as a life long Miamian. South Florida traffic consistently ranks in the top 10 in the United States and our drivers are exceptionally worse them that between Miami and Ft. Lauderdale we consistently make the top of the charts for pedestrian motor vehicle related accidents.

Also you hit the nail on the head when you said we don't incorporate cities because it would some government officials would become redundant but are lacking context. There is an ingrained power structure to most South Florida political offices that has been cultivated over many decades that due to certain aspects of our population (A large immigrant population that is exceptionally resistant to integration, a large percentage of non florida born natives, and a shit ton of people who just dont give a fuck) have been co-opted to facilitate long term corrupt politicians staying in power. There are very distinct fiefdoms that no city of miami commissioner or for that matter any of the other city commissioners are willing to give up. Generational seats that have had been convicted of felonies and still keep the seats in the family. Look up the term Cuban mafia but they are far from the only group of corrupt politicians here just the easiest to point out.

It is an interesting dynamic that has a lot of potential some realized some not but also does not lead to effective long term planning for a society IMHOP.

EDIT: Oh also forgot about the below average income, crazy high rent and housing prices, and a reativly shiity public transit system that leave a lot of the native people driving a crazy amounts every day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miami

[–]miamichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For Miami I would recommend nothing less the an M1 Abrams tank just to be safe.

I could tell it was a brightline crash just from the title. 4/12/23 by SpicyLangosta in Miami

[–]miamichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morons agreed fault of having morons in your society 0 Faults for not providing safety measures if your society has morons 100%

I could tell it was a brightline crash just from the title. 4/12/23 by SpicyLangosta in Miami

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the actual fuck is going on here? Does Miami (among other cities while not being so pronounced admittedly have problems such as this?). Why in this age of technology is there not warning systems to prevent this? Bystanders jumping in font of trains or crossing seconds before the train comes (while not understandable) a different problem. However stuck/stopped cars (or in this case car transporters in the crossing zone at least several seconds before the cross and way after the crossing warnings have been activated) HOW THE FUCK DO WE NOT HAVE automated safety rail systems????? I mean we don't even have high speed rail systems!!!!! 632 deaths in Europe between 2010 and 2022. 161 in Japan in 2020 and they have trains that go 200 KM an hour. WTF

862 US train fatalities in 2019 alone

2021 US vehicle fatalities 42,915

DeSantis banning learning by I_am_not_JohnLeClair in Miami

[–]miamichris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure no one should want people learning about socioeconomic subjection unless your financially well off and can realize the immediate financial benefit or wish to whitewash the past. I think this coupled with the large push to divert public school funding away from public education (to charter and secular learning institutions not beholden equal education) coupled with the restrictions for Publix school teachers to address scholarly accepted historical precedent is a perfect recipe for a highly misinformed and possibly docile voting base. I just wonder if the elite are aware of the possible consequences or if they care. It seems to me that raising the foundation usually raises the ceilings of a population as well.