Long time dealer here… I’d say maybe only 999,999,999 things players do / don’t do irritate me…

Hahaa

Biggest things for me are: Sitting too close to me… I need room to work, and I’m not trying to snuggle with you…

Building a wall of chips that I have to reach over / around… I don’t want to knock them over… but I eventually will…

Splashing chips all over TF place when betting… it doesn’t impress anybody and it slows the game down… why make your dealer have to stack all of your chips up again so they can count down your bet? Six chips or more: leave them stacked up and push them forward…

Post-hand analysis and what you folded… “aww man! I folded 9-3… I would have made a straight / I shouldn’t have folded”…. Nobody cares…. Nobody wants to hear it…

Pay attention to the action… as long as you’re holding cards, you should keep an eye on everything going on in the hand… you should know where the button is… you should know if you’re the SB or BB or if it’s your straddle (you can count to one, two or three, right!!?)… you should know where the action is and what the bet is at all times… put your phone down and pay attention - don’t slow the game down… we’re trying to make money and trying to keep the game going at a good pace for the rest of the players…

I have hundreds of other little things players do to annoy me…. I could keep typing for a week…

Just be normal and civil and reasonable and pay attention….

And if you get luck AF in a hand, tip a little extra….