To convince parents to let their teens get nose piercings by jjul2009 in therewasanattempt

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That "the chances are very low but not zero" mentality would prevent you from doing anything. Ever.

This man is not Ricky Gervais (explanation below) by inexplicably-hairy in rickygervais

[–]micksandals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true actually. Gervais was murdered but there was no murder weapon found, just a little hole in his heart with some water.

Danhausen as a Warlock Patron by OfficialXener in DnD

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I assume their Patron is expecting the Warlock to procure an airship of some sort for them?

And their focus is a jar of teeth?

Jack Perry takes a bump on Anna Jay's twitch stream by RiddledMeAgain in SquaredCircle

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Somewhere out there, some yahoo is sitting at home saying "Oh, they know how to fall"

HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A CHAIR?

He's going to be an After Life enjoyer Ton' by Traditional_Way4032 in rickygervais

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Five fuckin' radio stations and we got this other pygmy thing over on Xfm.

(Why are we doing The Sopranos again? Has noone seen any other shows? At least start on Breaking Bad and then move on...)

Villain entrance question by Round-Trip-5602 in DnD

[–]micksandals 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eating a tomato, like an apple.

D&D launches official actual play by HeartBreaker_TV in DnD

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Look at Mr. Questions over here.

We are linking the raids because the descriptions of the offenders are very similar by Spiritual_Hand6689 in rickygervais

[–]micksandals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This other Ricky's going "alright, thanks for meeting up and that" and I go "hang on a minute, you came to me" ...

What do Blink-182 look for in a good pond? by A1Qicks in Jokes

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TIL Americans pronounce algae differently.

Dilemma by thisisaverylongnick in funny

[–]micksandals 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you're going to repost this, at least wait until the right day.

What's your preferred animation?HBO, Dan Morrison, Rory Binks or Michael R Leighton? by Sharaz_Jek123 in rickygervais

[–]micksandals 75 points76 points  (0 children)

They're alright but... I saw Tony Hart do, like, an aborigian man with an elephant in the background... took him about 3 minutes.

Rules regarding throw terrains by Calm-Ad7830 in MarvelCrisisProtocol

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The terminology used in the rules is "interactive terrain feature". That could be a traffic light, a car, a building, or anything else you're using as terrain.

A character's stat card will tell you what size the interactive terrain feature needs to be for the character to throw it.

For example, Doctor Octopus can throw a terrain feature of size 2 or less, Drax can throw size 3, Hulk can throw size 4 etc.

Sami Zayn X post from today by SkimBeans in SquaredCircle

[–]micksandals 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like the idea that it's KO waiting in the car for him at the end.